Simon Major

Ex Hockey player, now found running around a lot. 🔜 Manchester Marathon 2023

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

@melissagstory @chrismajor21 thoughts?!

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

So golf gets a whole 30 seconds on #SPOTY which includes an English major winner. Spot the sport the BBC don’t cover, what a load of tosh this programme has become

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

@Iamlapsed @TicketmasterCS Exactly the same for me! Two years ago I booked these, changes to print at home with 7 days to go (which is a pain as have no printer) and still waiting to be ready.

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

@TicketmasterCS Still waiting for my tickets show as available to print for Jimmy Eat World in Manchester in 2 days time! Email says they are ready but not the case. Help please!

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Australia being the in The Eurovision Song Content is as confusing as Tesco clubcard prices #Eurovision #AUS

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

Eurovision party, this year with our Ukrainian friends (and their vodka!) 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 @bbceurovision @grahnort

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

@JamesBingTheO @premierleague @colourblindorg Yes the game isn’t much better!

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

Another completely unwatchable game of football due to the kit choices @premierleague @colourblindorg #TOTBHA #1in12

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

That’s certainly one way to put a finger up (or four) at Putin…

https://t.co/0Q6KfWpAV3

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

If you haven’t screamed this out loud whilst trying to bowl your brother round his legs (with some bang average leg spin) in the back garden, then you probably aren’t a cricket person. RIP Warney 💔

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

“Bowling Shane” 🇦🇺

[I found this on Youtube… @doule_tom]

Shane Warne tells TV Viewers how he’s going to bowl Brendon McCullum - and then does it.

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

@NoContextBrits @chrismajor21 worth a read through this one 😂

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

As I was saying @chrismajor21 💁🏻‍♂️ 🐐

[Cricket on TNT Sports @cricketontnt]

45-year-old Darren Stevens with 190 🤯

Name a better player in world cricket ⬇️

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

🐐

[Kent Cricket @KentCricket]

1⃣6⃣2⃣* - Stevens & Cummins have set a new Club record ninth wicket partnership against Glamorgan

Miguel is currently 1*

🏏 #SuperKent

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

[Will Zalatoris @WillZalatoris]

If you’re ever in need of a caddie again let me know. I’ll be better this time. I’m always available for you, Mr. Gilmore.

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

#LovelyBitOfSquirrel trending for the wrong reasons 😢 RIP Paul Ritter. Bloody brilliant in Friday night dinner #shitonit

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

Leigh are smashing it! #Leythers

[Simon Major @simonmajor14]

@craftginclub It’s gin o chick .... close enough! 🐣