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helping to change things for the better

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

@flashnorthey Bizarrely it’s just started snowing.... technically a white Christmas

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Decided to hold Christmas again today. Just trying to cheer the kids up through these horrible times...

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

@flashnorthey Yep opening presents now!! We resisted the urge to wrap up toilet roll!!

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Good to be back. 5 years later. Different colour. But some things never change though...

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Took a detour home with the new motor. Had fun. Glad nothing got bent. #speed

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

I know this is a bit apples and pears but:

That figure is the equivalent of 24 years of UK contributions to EU..... https://t.co/mY2Zc1Jbsy

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Y'know sometimes holidaying in the uk works out ok

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Hi Tfl. When its hot in London can we please convert the tube network into a series of lazy rivers and waterslides? #makecommutingfun

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Blur and tfi friday. Have i just woken up on the sofa after a 20 yr beauty sleep?

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

#freecamping

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

“@flashnorthey: Sounds like your sort of hotel @MickTroy Epic room service! https://t.co/GRUnVaaQHe”. Better than a trouser press!

[RICARDO'S @lasttrywines]

Brewdog to launch 'beer hotel' with booze on draught in bedrooms: http://t.co/1IALQeanyZ

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Direct train to Euston due in 30mins. Not sure what zone we are in...

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

First class overnight train to Corrour doesn't feel very James Bond. Still waiting to fight Jaws...

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Car broke down in Alps. Campervan broke down last week. Now Caledonian Sleeper breaks down to Scotland #isitme?

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Enfield and Whitehouse on Graham Norton tonight. Pure, pure genius. What's happened to comedy doubles?

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

How come my heating knows to go forward an hour but my oven doesnt?

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Chilled out london boozer on Saturday night with great company. What could possibly go wrong?

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Sun's just come out. Will it hold??? #nothingbutahouseparty

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

Not sure whether this was such a good idea after all.... #hidetheassemblyinstructions

[simon mardle @simonmardle]

"@Rickshaw2014: @TescoMedia Rickshaw Challengers #LEJOG Raising awareness for @DiabetesUK". Good luck, great cause