simon miles

just a bloke, doing bloke things

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@RyanAFournier If you just keep around for fun 😂😂😂

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@bungholio81 @leeharris Rachel from accounts 😂😂😂😂 killed me 😂😂😂😂

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

If you missed it. This is Kemi Badenoch's response to Rachel Reeves' disaster budget *in full*.

I've never seen anything like it. Kemi tears her to shreds.

This is absolutely brutal.
Well worth a watch 🔥

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@FabrizioRomano

[ManUtdMindset @ManUtdMindset]

MAGUIRE'S GOAL VS LYON WITH TITANIC MUSIC

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

NO MANCHESTER UNITED FAN CAN GO PAST WITHOUT RETWEETING. CINEMA.

[Connor @Conker_97]

HOLY SHIT THAT COVERAGE FOR MAGUIRE’S WINNER😍

Radio. Can’t beat it, man.

#MUNOL #MUFC

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@TroyWilliamson_ Just gonna back your child everytime he’ does something that is wrong? Just coz he’s your child?

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@TroyWilliamson_ More about morals and right and wrongs and him as a father distinguishing those right and wrongs to his child, I agree with him

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@markgoldbridge You need to to shut the fuck up

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@quame_age @Amaddiallo_19 Awkward

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@KneegrowFourtee @90sWWE @ChynaJoanLaurer

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

A guy at work came out with a corker today:
19yr old Guy: is Easter jesus’s birthday
Office: No that’s Xmas
19yr old Guy: so what’s Easter?
Office: it’s when Jesus died
19yr Old Guy: did he die every year
………..🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Wow

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@fesshole It’s funnier when you use a bit of syrup out the bag in box for postmix machine, rub in on the surfaces goes clear then all the gear sticks to it funny as fuck 😂

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

Henderson should be nowhere near that squad not even playing well #ENGLAND

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@Joey7Barton

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@FadeAwayMedia Mattress definitely thicker than the cell one 😂

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@rioferdy5 We will end up winning the europa league qualifying for the champions league next season after finishing 12th 😂

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

#kanye gonna be psych ward at some point

[simon miles @simonmiles9]

@gravy6 @FootyAccums 😂😂😂