thornsandvelvet

mentally under construction

[Kenya Wildlife Service @KWSKenya]

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[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

When bro asks me for emergency ¢1k and he’ll pay me back after 9pm but I remember it’s World Cup season.

[M @MuneneInc]

Ata mimi nilisema ivo 2014 😬😂😂

[em 🍒 @imbasementjack]

mysterious on instagram insane on twitter

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[B LOU @BLouu]

My World Cup predictions 🏆

[blasé 🇿🇲 @pureblase]

@BLouu B Lou really a genius at acting stupid asl lmaoo

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Mamae kumbe Busty Latinos hukua a real thing.

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Living above my means itaja niua siku moja🤣🤣🤣

[Bonke @Buntu_Bokweni]

😭😭😭
#FWC2026

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The unemployed guy who’s about to watch all 104 World Cup games

[Skeka @realskeka]

Little children tend to love their biological parents more.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[F @Flowsashi]

How it feels to spend more than 5$

[𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐™ @GoroJenkins]

Snuck down the steps and saw this scene when I was five and been on the team ever since 😭

[vinirœs @vinirosz]

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