Simon Northcott

Pretty unremarkable happily married 69-year-old ex-bass guitar-playing proud father of two great sons and three lovely grandchildren

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@1PercentClubITV Can someone please explain why the answer is not A

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@BBCLater @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer @Elbow @idlesband @laineywilson @MylesSmithUK Get Ginger Wildheart on Later, brilliant and prolific writer and performer. Long overdue.

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@GingerWildheart The last decent guest was Wolfmother years ago. We need a campaign to get you on

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@GingerWildheart 1. First Concert: Deep Purple
2. Last Concert: Porcupine Tree
3. Worst Concert: Stray
4. Loudest Concert: Lamb Of God
5. Best Concert: Opeth
6. Seen The Most: Opeth
7. Most Surprising: LizZard
8. Next Concert: Godsticks
9. Wish I Could've Seen: Beatles

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

I never understand why people do this “combined age” thing with the Rolling Stones. The combined age of a primary school class is about 275; does that mean they’re old?

And let’s be frank, the Stones’ combined age is going *down*. Eventually it’ll be 0.

SIMPLE MATHS.

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Peugeot e-208 ! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st July. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPAXfU

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@TheJerryEwing Axl has lost it

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPAXfU

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a ORA Funky Cat worth over £32k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st May. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPAXfU

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a BYD ATTO 3 worth over £38k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPAXfU

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@TheJerryEwing Back when tomatoes were a thing...

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Model ë-C4 worth over £34k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st March. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPAXfU

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@TheJerryEwing Looks chilly, mate!

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@jakeyapp Sherbet

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@jakeyapp Lemmings

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a MG Model MG4 worth over £26k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPAXfU

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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a MG Model MG4 worth over £26k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/NqfKtPBv5s

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