Simon Naldoza

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@SF311 there’s a broken bollard in the median bordering the southbound lane of the Embarcadero (ferry plaza and Market Street). Potential traffic hazard if it rolls onto street. @DanielLurie @mattdorsey @SFPD

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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @megynkelly No one’s going to a SB party where there’s meatloaf and no guacamole

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@MikeNellis Who has meatloaf at a SB party? Can also tell she had guacamole on the tip of her tongue

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@dieworkwear Thanks for this. Any other recommendations for someone in SF? I have a wedding in early July and MTM would be the preferred option. I know you’ve mentioned Tailor’s Keep and Sid Mashburn in earlier posts.

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@paulg @DavidSacks The largest land grab since WWII = ‘hysteria?’

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@paulg @EdKrassen Leaving it up to the states gets us this

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@BehizyTweets There’s a reason why the source article wasn’t included. Context matters.

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@ramprasad_c language referenced here:

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@ramprasad_c “will not become US citizens unless one of the parents is a citizen or green card holder.”

I’m actually reading the language as stipulating that it’s a requirement for “both parents,” vs. “either or.”

Can you clarify?

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@pitdesi Terribly rude for folks in the restaurant industry. This is a basic respect issue.

If you’re claiming SF as your home, please be mindful that these are the type of anecdotes that perpetuate the arrogant tech bro stereotype.

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This Wholesome Thread Will Put A Smile On Your Face And Brighten Up Your Day For Sure 🧵

1. This baby from behind was playing with them while they were on the aeroplane.

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😍🥹 who’s cutting onions. ❤️❤️❤️

The week the Niners playing the Bills and now I’m an even bigger Josh Allen fan.

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Everyday is a good day to watch Jon Stewart obliterate a Republican hypocrite.

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@RexUmberleigh @michelletandler All you have to do is check the testimony of folks like Terry Cummings (fmr Oath Keeper) to know that were large caches of weapons in VA at the ready.

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This dude is a patriot. My goodness.

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The most Australian video I've ever seen

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This is one of my favorite internet videos 🥰

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Haha… I will always ride with @DaveBautista!!!

Folks this is hilarious! Watch this!

https://t.co/0VmmVUkP4O

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Donald Trump will be mad if you retweet this video that's going viral right now following Kamala Harris's decision to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Bret Baier.