Simon Needle

That bloke who worked on that thing you liked. Producer. Social Media. Personal account. Opinions are my own 🎥📻🎙📱💻 Salford

[Simon Needle @simonneedle]

A great read.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

How does one become a ghostwriter? The author J. R. Moehringer, who collaborated with Prince Harry on his memoir, “Spare,” sheds light on a “profession for which there is no school or certification, and to which no one actually aspires.”
https://t.co/zobVB756Ae

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Somewhere @CMPunk has a lamp containing a genie with no wishes left to hand out.

#WrestleMania41 #WrestleMania

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@EricIdle What are your memories of Swinton? I read your auntie lived nearby. Hope you’re well.

[Simon Needle @simonneedle]

@MartinDowds1 Speak to @kielder_obs - if it’s doable they’ll tell you.

[Simon Needle @simonneedle]

@MartinDowds1 I think one of the coolest things I did this year was see Jupiter through a telescope at Kielder Observatory. Well worth a visit. Take a hot water bottle though.

[Simon Needle @simonneedle]

Gout Gout. Remember the name.
#Olympics

[SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash]

Ramones
Needles and Pins
Musikladen 1978

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Does anyone ever think about those rumours about Pep’s doctor when one star player impacts their performance so much?

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Weapons grade hypocrisy on display here…

Classic Clarkson.

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I’m on Bluesky

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@bryansgunn

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@MajorWFPod @TheMattCardona Found these two in my loft a few months ago.

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@pattonoswalt @Shudder I was 9 when I watched this. 🫠🫥😵‍💫

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Obama, unloading on the loathsome piece of shit. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

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@MillionaireUK @LizYarnold any ideas? 😜

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@sxmbal WWE is real. This is fake. 😂

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@RollingStone When people see the first song on Sometime in New York City…

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@Variety Coooool. Would really love to see/hear behind the scenes of the epic Wheels on Meals fight with Jackie Chan.

[Simon Needle @simonneedle]

@AgyGorzynska @BBCBreakfast @GranadaReports @BBCRadioManc @MENnewsdesk Congrats champ!