Simon Newby

Southampton ST Holder, Motorsport watcher, ran a marathon once, now a bit squidgy. Podcast addict. Views my own etc.

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

For any recent followers on the back of a witty tweet. Strap yourselves in, you are in for a lesson in mediocrity. Oh, and thanks for the follow x

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

You bloody idiots

[Fran Rodríguez @YoshimuraJDM]

Buenos días

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@SFCMikeKavs All he needs to do now is when he sees the runner trying to get behind the defence ahead is to actually pass the ball to them instead of sideways

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@jez_power @HillF1 @IvankaTrump Or the smaller ones

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

Probably the rioting.

[Benidorm Butcher @BenidormVilla]

Dear Tories,

Unhappy with the Budget??

Ask Dido Harding where the £35 Billion went.

Or Michelle Mone for the £120 Million.

Or why Sunak overpaid interest payments on the national debt.

Too easy???

Shut the fuck up then.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Charlie Mullins, sold his business for £145 million in 2021, and divested all his UK assets, redirecting his investments to Spain and Dubai.

He lives in Marbella.

The Labour budget does not affect him at all.

Journalists — do your fucking jobs!

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Young people told to cancel their Netflix subscription’s so poor desperate pensioners like Julie and John don’t have to sell one of their 60 properties.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger has endorsed Kamala Harris.

The 90% of Daily Mail readers who never get beyond the headline will never know this though.

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@FootballRamble Do you fancy having a go at management?

Might be a vacancy on the south coast very soon. I'm sure Luke will fancy it 😬

[kerry ✊💙Save Our NHS @hewitson10]

OBR confirm the tories fiscal management was disastrous for the country this year - they borrowed an astonishing

£127 BILLON

127,000,000,000

What the actual fcuk & they’ve got a nerve to act offended by Rachel Reeves 🧐

Never let them near our money again

#Budget2024

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Michelle Mone still owes £232m as decided by a court nearly 2 years ago.

It is time to stop cracking down on Disabled People and start cracking down on criminals.

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@Bandrel It blows a raspberry and a 'bang' flag comes out

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@AmoasahPat84067 🤷‍♂️

Why not leave it at that, at least he looks happy.

Not sure why you replied though, odd fanboy hill to die on.

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

Oh shut up, you entitled prick

[Vini Jr. @vinijr]

Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@tiff_tv Happy Birthday Tiff, saw it from the Northam

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@joum1984 @matoxley This is about as far as my dad got off the bike (#1) 🤣

[Simon Newby @simonnewby]

@rmbyres Discount up to an hour before kickoff I think. And the DMB bar in the Northam is next to the Block 40 stairs, had Clawhammer and Necessary Evil on tonight