People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau

don’t fuck with my trailer, cunt. don’t park in my spot

[People’s Republic of Tāmaki Makaurau @simonnz_]

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@foxcar_joey Don’t order a milkshake in the middle of dinner rush. They WILL NOT be timely

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Haha, just kidding. Unless…

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what if I did it now… ?

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gonna retrain once I’m done with this degree

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They should invent a recruiter who responds within 3 business years

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When will luxon be banning Maureen Pugh from entering the country?

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@rustie5555 I have been repeatedly been informed (with much pride) that the water tastes much better than in the North Island so I guess that might have something to do with it

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Ai agents for job applications

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@fabiodeuxbeer

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coolant leak seems to have sorted itself out

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@foxcar_joey not being ironic, Ian McKinnon drive is fkd

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Cycle commuting may make sense in a perfectly flat city like Wellington but it’s not nearly as scalable in a hilly city like Auckland

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I’m only slightly joking

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hey chat gbt please write me ANOTHER FUCKING COVER LETTER

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The personal trainer to real estate agent pipeline

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@EnzerEnzer we had to make it ourselves smdh

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@KiwiCraig74 not sure sorry

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@lachlanp_ gotta admire the grind unfortunately

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yet another summer without a test in Auckland

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@davejac @curdledSoy I swear I’ve been hearing ads for that place for almost 10 years?