Omurwa Momanyi

[Omurwa Momanyi @SimonOmurwa]

@DCI_Kenya Immediate goons wa the so leaders walishikwa wakaachiliwa, so doleful.

[nsimbi yakdala. @olwethundlanya_]

I think anyone who can play an instrument is incredibly cool.

[Ｆｅｒｎーちゃん。 @ThatFernStan]

I hate how 1000 bob is such a weak ass money these days😭

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from a stranger

[did kimi score points in f1 today? @kimipoints]

“I can try, i can try to get a point”

[Limo @Limorio_]

When you are waiting to play a game of pool but there’s a guy anafunza dem kucheza, it’s been 40 minutes, game moja haijaisha, na ghasia zinachekeshana ufala.

[Omurwa Momanyi @SimonOmurwa]

Na Pat anasemaje?

[ᴇʟꜰᴏ 🇷🇼 @thelocalelf]

Mnataka kunipiga huko DMs. I haven't shot my shot huko. Kwa @_num4 .
Ukijiskia you're good enough jabribu. Bora usiguze watoto hapo tutapambana. If she breathes your way hooray else .
But mjue I will protect her tooth and nail
Huko nitakuwa worse than Kasongo

[Omurwa Momanyi @SimonOmurwa]

This are Zaheer Jhanda people. Some familiar faces.

[AntohKE @therealantoh]

Waah,sidhani kama Linda Meanachi watawai rudi Kisii tena😂

[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

Plan A:

- Get married by 26
- House by 28
- Kids by 30

Plan B:

- Become the cool uncle ✅

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Na that time miracle money dy always show

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

When you genuinely hit rock bottom and not expecting money from anywhere .

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Two People who are best employees but are dangerous collegues

1. Mkamba

2. Mluya

End.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A sexual urge is not an emergency.

Don't obey every impulse that enters your mind.

When the craving comes,

Your duty is to observe, not to worship it.

Resilient men are not those without urges,

They are those who REFUSE to kneel before them.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Omurwa Momanyi @SimonOmurwa]

@X_Official__ Hydrogen peroxide.🤝🏾

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unfortunately When it comes to Ruto,mimi I dont call it political difference. If you support him, me and you have nothing meaningful to say to each other. Siasa nimeweka kwa roho mbaya sana,iko huko kwa Venacava

[Eric @amerix]

A man's life philosophy

- Discipline

- Order

- Competence

Have a vision. Create a mission. Break your mission into smaller plans. Stick to these plans.

Attract the right network of men around you. Remain focused.

Be ruthless while at it.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Learn to thrive and survive alone,

People will abandon you,

Your woman will abandon you,

But your spirit will NOT,

But your inner strength will NOT.

Be your own anchor.

YOU ARE A MAN

#MasculinitySaturday

[Omurwa Momanyi @SimonOmurwa]

What a goal!

[Mokera Jerseys🇵🇹🇧🇷🇫🇷 @e_mokera]

I am very personal when it comes to Cristiano. Before you talk to me about Cristiano jiulize kama tunajuana hivo sana

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Mahali pekee naeza pelekana na msichana ako above 50Kgs ni kwa animal shows akiwa na tag ya nguruwe kwa shingo