Simon Oneito 🇪

Faith is greater than fear | BSc. Software Engineering | Full Stack Developer | Cloud and Network Security |

[Simon Oneito 🇪 @SimonOneito]

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[Simon Oneito 🇪 @SimonOneito]

Last Pep's talk from Etihad🙄

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Bernardo coming off. The guard of honour. The roar of the crowd. Pep crying his eyes out. I genuinely can't take this, man. 🩵🥹 https://t.co/3LCp9cZHRB

[Alex Predhome, Underfueling Police @Predamame]

Revisiting this one

[David Olaoluwa Coker @David_Ola_Coker]

This didn't make sense to me at first

I learned something this week in my Financial Engineering MSc that made me pause.

Three interest rates:

Nominal — what you see on paper
Inflation — what eats your value
Real — what you keep

If your business grows 10% and inflation is 12%,

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I guess someone mastered the art of cooking, dinner well served 😋 😂

[BLH @_RareDefined]

Being a millennial I’ve noticed a lot of us are stuck in the 90’s and 00’s when it comes to music. The music we were listening to growing up and the music our parents raised us up on is unmatched.

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poor sound quality but still jamming to it
Margaret Waitherero - La bamba 😂😂
I even don't know these people

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CC @Chiefwhipadu

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

a friend is prepping for CPA exams so keenly to this late. He shall ace it. Amen!

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You just 20 mate 😂

[? @VinordJ]

Getting older is crazy ngl

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@Chiefwhipadu go save your boss 😂😂

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Randomly stumbled onto this playlist, tuko day 3 and it's really carrying me along 😂😂

My life is at stake in fear loosing it.

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#Chromoka

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Mbogi ya Rift Region kuna form, tokea na mbogi yako chrome city storms.
Masaa ni ya kuchromoka nunua Chrome Gin ama Vodka, scratch label → tuma code to 22110.
@Dunmwathi @sadala625 @_iam_dan_ twende tuchromoke.
#chromoka
#10yearsyakuchromoka

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@safaricomplc

#SafaricomPopoteUlipo #SafaricomAt25

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Since spices ziletwee huku, someone has been practising value addition on the meals we prepare, a mini hotel iko huku, juu wueeh!!!

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Bookmarked 😂😂

[Mugwe @Marklewis_M]

My girlfriend has been a breath of fresh air in my life. In the past, I was unlucky with love which made me hesitant to commit to this, but everyday she shows me I made the right decision. Life has felt as beautiful as her smile since we met. Never been happier. Long may it cont.

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Wasee! Have you tried the new Captain Morgan Melonsplash . Just have a taste the new Captain Morgan Melonsplash & have an unforgettable night
@Dunmwathi @_I_AM_DAN_ @sadala625
#CaptainMorganMelonSplash #Tumekumuck
#MuckUpYourUsual