Simon Owen

Comedian and thoroughly nice chap!

Visit for bookings and information.

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

@thatvittorio @satsuma_hat My current audience may disagree with you on that!

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

@PostGreene So pleased to be part of this. Fully aware of the amazing work @macmillancancer does AND always a pleasure to see these amazing acts!

[Winning Post - Greene King Pub & Grill @PostGreene]

Next Tuesday is our big Macmillan Comedy night!
Join us in raising money and having BIG laughs! Either buy tickets on the door or online!

https://t.co/tasv3mBBw3

[Winning Post - Greene King Pub & Grill @PostGreene]

Join us for a comedy night!! All ticket proceeds go to Macmillan Cancer support!

https://t.co/MTknlFno5m

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TONIGHT

Glorious!

A live stand up comedy competition in Eton

Tickets only £5

You decide who wins

@RealLeslieGold @alexiscoward @itsbryjames @benemmettcomedy @lukenixoncomedy @jamiejacksonati and host @carlrichardcom

#eton #windsor #berkshire #slough #comedy

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

"They've got Andi Peters at a chip shop in Kilmarnock" 🤣 🤣 🤣 @antanddec #SaturdayNightTakeaway

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Very excited to be hosting this next week in Eton.

Last time Nathan was at the Watermans Arms was way back in 2019.

That was a good year

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Live Comedy in #Eton
01/03/22
The Watermans Arms (SL4)

@NathanCaton w/
@jakepickford @realobonjo #TomKeenan @kateloiselliott @comedypreet and host @simonowencomedy

(Limited tickets available) Check website for availability

#standup #comedy
#berkshire #windsor #slough

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I'll be at Bunch of Fives (@thecomedycult) in #Brighton on Wednesday.

It's FREE ENTRY!

It's been a while since I've been to Brighton (April '19) so if you can make it, come and say hello!

https://t.co/zfIBfHqyhv

#standup #comedy

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I think present tense it's pronounced scone as in cone, but once it's eaten it's scone as in gone #WILTY @vicderbyshire

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Has @BigJetTVLIVE not got a headcam like Francis Bourgeois? #BoshCam

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

@BigJetTVLIVE Your stream is back again. It's difficult to stay connected during a storm :-)

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I've abandoned the idea of doing the housework today, knowing full well that as soon as I finish hoovering a tree will come flying through the window
#StormEunice

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

Love the new @ScuderiaFerrari F1 car design, but the overalls are bit of a statement. If they stand in front of a black background, all I can see is @Carlossainz55 and @Charles_Leclerc as having floating heads
@wtf1

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i stand by my prediction #maskedsingeruk

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So I've been keeping pretty much radio silent about the whole thing, but I think now's the right time to reveal who I think the idents of the #MaskedSingerUK for 2022... @PixieLott @themichaelowen @RuthieHenshall @RealMichelleW @janehorrocks_ @MarkusFeehily @realaled
U R Welcome

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Yeah, it's @charlottechurch #welsh #maskedsingeruk

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

Made it just in time, and the panel are very hit and miss on their guesses #maskedsingeruk

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

obviously you care.... but because I'm likely busy tomorrow night during #MaskedSingerUK final, my guesses are as follows:
Mushroom = @janehorrocks_ or @charlottechurch
Panda = @RuthieHenshall or @lulushouts
Robobunny = @MarkusFeehily

https://t.co/kBBweuXL6G

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

So I've been keeping pretty much radio silent about the whole thing, but I think now's the right time to reveal who I think the idents of the #MaskedSingerUK for 2022... @PixieLott @themichaelowen @RuthieHenshall @RealMichelleW @janehorrocks_ @MarkusFeehily @realaled
U R Welcome

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Not now @BBCR1! Although I do love your mash ups and hybrid performances, it's the last stone of the final #Beijing2022 #curling

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Whilst watching the #curling, is anyone else thinking that their floors at home are emaculate? #Beijing2022 #WinterOlympics.

[Simon Owen @simonowencomedy]

dreamt last night that Panda is @LuluShouts... dream or premonition? #MysticMeg #PsychicSimon #MaskedSingerUK