Simon Parsons

Brighton dart player #BrightonDarts #TeamParsons

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Trying to buy a new hamster as our little one died to be turned away by @PetsatHome Brighton because the cage they originally sold us is not compatible resulting in us getting barred from all shops whilst our kids are crying 😡

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

@CharleeBaker11 You never know char

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

@laura_woodsy want to be my vip guest 😉

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Been selected again to play against the best I wonder if @RealHughJackman wouldn’t mind if I walked on to The Greatest Showman

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Still the greatest ever photobomb @Wayne501Mardle @MvG180 Vanner still goes on about it to this day 👌🎯

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

If @Wayne501Mardle can blow his darts in the double for the win surely my backwards one counts 😉

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Hmmmm @GaryAnderson180 my sign gave you momentum last night Brighton’s number 1 😉

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Bird noises for a talent more like one flew over the cuckoos nest #BGTSemiFinals

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Carbon copy of sister act 2 #BritainsGotTalent #bgt

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2 very harsh penalties against us an own goal and we don’t deserve to be there 🤔 #ynwa #lfc #skysportnews

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Quote from the weekend @GNev2 “Man City have had more passes then West Ham have fans left” 😂😂 #skysports

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

@SkySportsNews fair enough @Carra23 done wrong and has apologised I wonder if the person recording also gets in trouble for using a mobile phone whilst driving

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Good luck to my favourite soft tip player @adriangray180 go smash em up pal

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Whilst playing the quarter finals against @adriangray180 you've got the legend @markdudbridge playing two boards away 🎯

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

Hi mate I got beat in the following round to Adrian Gray thanks for the message you pushed me all the way https://t.co/Jzq8N3pHLS

[Richie Howson ⚒️ @RichieHowson180]

@simonparsons180 hi mate, hpq dis you get on yesterday? You played some good darts in our game

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

According to my son this is the lego version of @AKnockaert

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

@guy_lloyd would @JuiceBrighton be interested in coving this https://t.co/kmSQlJa76t

[Simon Parsons @simonparsons180]

The County Oak darts team take on Team Carousel a team with learning disabilities tonight @guy_lloyd if you fancy coming down