Simon

Man. Average but tries hard. Gooner. Obsessed with customer experience. If it ain't broke then make it better anyway.

[Simon @simonperky]

@Digbylj Hey Lord Dickby. Ever thought that the way you speak just sounds twatish? @AlexScott - keep going girl. You are fab and have achieved way more than Dickby will ever achieve off his own back. Nob.

[Lando Norris @LandoNorris]

Hahaha @SilverstoneUK. It’s good to keep ya’ #BritishGP

[Simon @simonperky]

@thomasnewby @tonikenergy great night celebrating with our new family from @thephoenixworks . It was a blast.

[Simon @simonperky]

@LewisHamilton great drive today. Here's my son after we made the banner for Nico last night. Hope you liked it.

[BBCF1 @bbcf1]

We've been asking for your ways to cheer up Nico Rosberg.

Hopefully he doesn't see this...
https://t.co/2CoI7cLsGh

[Simon @simonperky]

@bbcf1 @LewisHamilton that was our banner. We made it last night. Just a bit of friendly banter #hammertime

[James Davy @jamesdavy7]

Still wondering what to do in #Chelmsford next weekend? Join us @CCathedral for a fabulous performance of Handel's #Messiah: Sat 23 Apr 7 pm

[Simon @simonperky]

Lovin @Johnnyvaughan on @RadioX. The fish call outs tonight were p!ss funny. Radio just got good again.

[Simon @simonperky]

Sorry @Tesco , your Christmas TV ads are rubbish. I mean really bad. I reckon fire the Ad Agency and get a refund #everylittlehelps

[Michael Heppell @MichaelHeppell]

It's Friday, I'm sitting in a middle seat. Will I get a handwritten note from the Captain? #captDenny #5StarService

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

A map of all the countries in which @Adele 's 25 is no.1 on the iTunes charts

[Simon @simonperky]

Can anyone explain the last 30 mins of Interstellar to me in a single tweet?? If not then pass it on cos I just don't get it! #starwars4eva

[Simon @simonperky]

@McsEventPro @FamilyBizAwards congrats MCS. Best in the business.

[MCS Event Pro @McsEventPro]

The official photograph! @FamilyBizAwards

[Simon @simonperky]

The view from the canteen. Pretty spesh.

[Michael Heppell @MichaelHeppell]

What is emotional engineering and how can it make your customers love you? https://t.co/vrexOcTZjM

[Simon @simonperky]

@caldwell_haggar @jamesdavy7 wow, this place is friendly. Think I'm going to like it here.

[Simon @simonperky]

@TheVster thoroughly confused by it.

[Simon @simonperky]

@HelenWilson_CX I loved your shoes! #killerheels

[Simon @simonperky]

@Welshy1405 Yay! A friend.