SIMON

Former Captain, and general cleaner, painter, carpenter and fixer of Parr's Priory Rowing Club

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@RivalKit_uk please can you respond to my emails and messages to you about a problem I’m having with a delivery. Thanks.

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@RivalKit_uk Morning. I’m trying to call you in regard to an order UK40691R but the UK number on the website is ‘not available’. Please can you update me and the number. Thanks.

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@BritWeatherSvs @LBC @TimesRadio @BBCNews @GBNEWS @bbc5live 😂

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@DerekTheWeather I know I was referring to the cover image 😃

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@LondonPortAuth

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@LondonPortAuth

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@LondonPortAuth quite a bit of extra ‘stuff’ coming into the river today.

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@MetMattTaylor Your challenge is to say ‘there’s a storm on the way, I say, a storm Ashley’

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@pop_rambler @_m_braithwaite I would have expected more of a fanfare at that news.

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@flying_boatman I’ll be putting in an order very soon.

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@accuweather It was causing quite a scene in Putney.

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@RowingVoice @PhilipCollins24 Although the chance looks less than yesterday, there is some lightning not far away. Fingers crossed it doesn’t disrupt the rowing. We’ll let broken blades and booms do that!

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@RowingVoice @PhilipCollins24 I can assure you it’s not as wrong as you may believe (based on actual data). The icon is for showers (thundery) so it’ll be hit and miss. It may also change as the data is updated. No app will forecast showers as accurately as you’d like, especially several hours ahead of time.

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@LaraLewington @ITV @lorraine Aigony Aunt surely 😂

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@JuniorRowing No problem. I wasn’t trying to be funny. I just thought it was Thames trying to double their chances 😂

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@JuniorRowing So good they named them twice.

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@DerekTheWeather @taylorswift13 @SabrinaJayneLee Could you only afford a black and white license 😂