Simon Pincus

[maggie graber @magraber]

here is a video of the boston red sox singing “dancing on my own”

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

That primal feeling when you kill a mosquito that just bit you and see your own blood splatter.

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

I’m not even exaggerating when I say that Lil Nas X is doing the lord’s work.

[Aaron Symons @Aaron_Symons]

"I’ve always got s**t on my radar. I’ve got tons of s**t." @RuPaul #DragCon #DragRace #GayForPlay #Rusic #SkinWars

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

Who needs grindr/jdate when you have Christmas Day screenings of into the woods #gayjews #jewgays #xmastimeforthejews

[Glen Weldon @ghweldon]

Reindeer Names in Ascending Order of Gayness:
9. Donner
8. Comet
7. Blitzen
6. Dasher
5. Rudolph
4. Cupid
3. Vixen
2. Dancer
1. Prancer

[Cher @cher]

played Wii tennis & it
Occurred 2me how bad it is 4 little kids 2B Told
“YOU LOST”
Could say
“Better Luck Next Time, Keep up good
Work“wtf💔

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

Blasting rap while sweeping the apartment is slightly emasculating #wouldnotrecommend

[Oliver Butler @oliverbutler]

We call them “Seal Team 6” because they kick major ass- but they are also killer young artists. #ticktickboom

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

I'm getting emotional about how good sushi is at the end of a long day

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

literally whats going on with the world cup? srsly someone fill me in

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

I slut shame my dog on a regular basis

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

http://t.co/Ph8X11GA4r #mmmmmm

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

I'd have sex with myself why not <3

[Joslyn Fox @Joslyn_Fox]

I'm very congenial!! Vote for me! ;) http://t.co/tOMeeNgsFv

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

http://t.co/qu7AGb9kfw #goodmorning

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

there's a gaggle of larpers outside my window and i've been watching them for like a half hour. i'm feeling so many things rn.

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

I wish chalant were a word. Bc it's true. some people are nonchalant. but like other people are so chalant.

[Alaska Thunderfuck @Alaska5000]

Keep it foxy... Womp womp... @Joslyn_Fox #RuZiCue

[Simon Pincus @simonpincus]

"The horde descends upon the pizza" @uhhh_maris #420 #letmeliehere