simon

stay mad

[simon @simonpls]

@patrickhdickson @maxtortion are women uncomfortable around you?

[simon @simonpls]

@jeffgallagher76 @louisemcsharry That'd be lovely, thanks Jeff. If it's not too much trouble, please forward all of the incidents perpetrated by Irish people as well. All the best!

[simon @simonpls]

@k8ykitty ?

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

"35 quid a pop, like taking candy from a baby, man. Get the boys to come down, Shtateside will be playing Willy Wonka hey"

[simon @simonpls]

@bannedvsoon @iBDWSSBM Wish I could have gotten some AMPHETAMINES when I was a KID!!

[simon @simonpls]

@TSM_Leffen Will Byers in stranger things lookin headass

[simon @simonpls]

@QMh0891 @micheal_olainn @rtenews Jesus Christ my IP address is on show? What will an obese alcoholic who barely passed his Junior Cert 40 years ago manage to do with my internet-facing IP address, which in Ireland barely manages to show which ISP I'm registered to?

[simon @simonpls]

@QMh0891 @micheal_olainn @rtenews Everyone watch out, random string of letters followed by random string of numbers, who apparently represents the people of Ireland, is going to 'deal with' Michael.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Tapping the sign.

[simon @simonpls]

.@SimonHarrisTD apparently the TUD Tallaght campus won’t have any accommodations in place for students registered with disabilities for the upcoming exams; the reasoning being something along the lines of “oopsies, there was an errror!”. Sort it out please.

[simon @simonpls]

@viaxtina He just like me fr

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

did you guys know that autistic people often get the urge to eat food when they're hungry

[simon @simonpls]

@ODEEisOG Get well soon ODEE