Simon Prine

King of Sarcasm, lover of hockey and friend to 3 legged kittens around the world.

[Simon Prine @simonprine]

@littlecaesars has one claim to fame, not great pizza (I don't mind it) but hot and ready. Colorado Longmont never is ready, 5-10 minute wait and the machine asks if I want to tip 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets I'm with a @BizNasty2point0 40 years of bullshit. I'm an official @Avalanche fan. Go AVS go.

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@tate1203 @NickGoesHAM @BizNasty2point0 He did, on Chiclets podcast

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@ClipingHQ No Idea who he is, but he's at the wrong sport. Go stream some basketball game.

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@CoachsCornerDC Happy birthday Don. You're truly a beaut.

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@MadelnCanada MacKinnon Large

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

🚨4 NATIONS 🇨🇦 JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway the new authentic team Canada Fanatics #4Nations  jersey of your choice!

To enter:

1. FOLLOW @MadelnCanada
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply w/ size & player you want

Good Luck Canada 🇨🇦

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@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Biz, no one deserves this. I was jumped by 7 guys once, and got boot fucked. I wish I had you in my corner. Hope you're good brother.

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@netflix is just down now. Unbelievable. Pay per view had better service.

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I reopened @netflix to watch the fight, it just keeps freezing, worse service than when I left the first time. Don't stream it, if you can't provide it.

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@spittinchiclets @fiveirongolf @pinkwhitney Pink Whit is in Colorado, well represented boys.

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@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Amazing, an absolute legend. You should get Mats and Foresberg out for a sandbagger together. The stories would be legendary. @ryanwhitney6

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@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @BizNasty2point0 is going to become socially aware for the bar, Mack in on girls.

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@spittinchiclets @nickysmokess @stoolpresidente Oh fuck, Biz is cheering for the Oilers now. Who ever he cheers for loses. Please stick with the Panthers @BizNasty2point0

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@XrpRydeOrDie @MapleLeafs I jumped to my wife's team for the playoffs. Go Avs.

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@tctodd900 @MattAbb0tt @ArizonaCoyotes Edumacated in Merica

[Simon Prine @simonprine]

@LinkedInHelp I changed my browser and @LinkedIn has locked me out, now needs gov Id, tried uploading but the app used doesn't allow focusing camera. I sit waiting now unable to run business. NOT a good user experience comparing to any other platform when this happens.

[Simon Prine @simonprine]

@elonmusk And guess what service I pay for isn't working? Please have https://t.co/4ZqrXbNWXl rocking soon, I'm so excited to make the switch

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@Raj_Kakar Glad it's not just me. When is https://t.co/4ZqrXbNWXl going to be ready?

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@LinkedIn I have been logged out of LinkedIn on all devices and can not get in. Can you direct me please to support that doesn't require me to login, since that's not an option. Thank you