Simon Rahn

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@IndianaGPA Something here doesn't make sense. You see the two policemen open fire, one on the ground, one behind the truck. Then on body cam, there is another policeman at the passenger side. Would he not be hit by the one lying on the floor?

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole And on Friday night I stay in and reprogram space invaders whilst drinking Monster.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@JavaMole_Coffee @fesshole Absolutely, how on earth did I miss him?🤦

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@pat11669019 @fesshole Sounds like that particular policeman was upset at losing their own drugs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but most toilets have bleach and lime scale remover on them. Not great for eating dinner off or doing drugs I imagine, but then, that's not the point of a toilet cistern.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@BBCBreaking That's going to make a bottle of European wine a tad expensive. I bet everyone will love that.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Was it a birthday suit? That would be acceptable.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole You've made triple figures. Well played.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Wait a minute, what else would they be doing?

Oh god, you don't mean?

Well that's screwed my day up because that's what I always thought up to 30 seconds ago and I'm 50.

I feel I may need counselling 😬

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Good luck with the food poisons that will develop overnight as a result of not being kept in the fridge.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@BBCBreaking Loved his style of painting.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@buitengebieden Staying alive

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@BBCBreaking Does anyone actually care?

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@qikipedia I clearly fidget spin a lot then😬

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Bet you're fun at parties.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@CyclistSurrey @fesshole But he can't get no satisfaction 😁

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole She probably prefers that to you peeing in it.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Parenting, the toughest job you can't quit.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Low and slow, stir once with a rubber spatula. That's it.

[Simon Rahn @simonrahn24]

@fesshole Mum's are always right in the end.