Simon Rathbone

I'm 48, married with two kids. I write software to track vessels and analyse shipping and piracy.

[Simon Rathbone @simonrathbone]

@donmcgowan It’s accounts like yours that push voting trends towards the results we saw in the local council elections. Thank you for your service, keep doing what you do ❤️

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@justdavenow89 @CalLeebyf7 lol. Now apply this same logic to your original post 🤭

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@jocadbz Sometimes they revolutionise EVs, making them worth owning…or build reusable rockets that land back on Earth after use…or make internet available and affordable anywhere on the planet from space.

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@SimoneDC75 @pavyg Wow really brought the house down 🙄. Sounds like the response for winning a set in a 250, not a Masters final.

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@happypcinema @RandomPostfw I think she knew she could go that far….its a sequel to Becky. Awesome movie!

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@GBNEWS But if it all works out it will be ‘WE’ did it! Pathetic spineless coward of a man.

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@Boldyboy1975 Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

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@ZaKMcKrackeN @aditiitwt Your profile name says it all 🤭. Loved that game!

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@texasbreakfast1 @grok That's cool, hadn't noticed it. Thanks!!

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@ScottSisson3 @lavern_spicer Can you think of a single person that hasn’t been exposed to that word? Have you? Tourette’s makes you say things which you KNOW are inappropriate, it doesn’t expose your inner thoughts. That’s why swearing is such a common manifestation. 🙄 I wish the eye roll emoji was bigger!

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@DataRepublican @ProfMJCleveland Not only that, but eating the apple must have been in Gods plan because without that the plan could not have been fulfilled. We would have stayed in the garden and never had the chance to spend our lives attempting to become Christ-like and return to him in Heaven. 🤷‍♂️

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@harbdouldotdev @mmaoffside I wish I could choke like Carlos did in 24+25! 2 grand slams + IW and Beijing in ‘24, then 2 more grand slams, 3 1000s, 3 500s and finish world number 1 in 25…okay 24 wasn’t his best year but damn, what standards are we looking for from a (then) 20/21 year old still maturing?

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@JordoReynTennis @TheTennisLetter Yes. It’s good to see that he can be angry when it is warranted 👍. But it’s rare, so if he argues or breaks a racket people lose their minds like he took a dump on the court!

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@Seanlatz @BarclayCard18 Right? It almost feels cruel 😜

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@MikeBales As I smiled and hit the like button…my smile faltered and I thought ‘God I’m old!’ 😂😭

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@sharjeelkazi @holgerrune2003 @pavyg @serenawilliams I’d way prefer Alcarune than Sincaraz. Two players I really enjoy watching!

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@JoMart9966 @FS_Tennis1 As a Nadal fan that sounds like a rivalry I’d have loved to have been able to watch. Sadly Carlos was born too late (or Nadal too early) and unfortunately they were only able to meet at the end of one career and the beginning of another, so we shall never know.

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@pavyg @AustralianOpen I understand it’s difficult when the one you idolise is in his twilight, but don’t take it out on the one that will keep tennis watchable for the next decade or two. Novak has great respect for Carlos. Maybe you can find some inspiration from that @pavyg

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@JoMart9966 @FS_Tennis1 Yes. The same way it stopped him on clay in Madrid in 2022 when Carlos was just 19 and Nadal was still winning slams….oh, hang on…🤭 Then Djokovic stopped him? No? Zverev? Hmm…

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@compliantvc Just FYI, satire accounts are supposed to be marked as such 😂😂😂