Simon Ross

S P E C T A C U L A R V E N A C U L A R Perpetually stuck in the dichotomy between Starbucks and an enamored addiction to day dreaming

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@MichaelB1983 Looking for the best drag bingo... where this one? 😏

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@JustineGreening @BorisJohnson @Conservatives @thesmpledge Three years, your pathetic negotiations & your exuberant salaries.. and nothing.. yet you stand on your soap box and expect commendation - good riddance @JustineGreening one less pointless #Brexit delay 😴 #knowyourtimeisup

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@Lord_Sugar Me landing at Gibraltar today 😔

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@sanjaysoodsmith @stonewalluk Truly gutted I can’t make this.. I would love to have joined. I’m the LGBT lead on Inclusion & Diversity at Estée Lauder Companies. The course looks awesome, hope it goes well!

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@SourcedMarket do you have nutritional information on your website?

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@British_Airways disappointed that in most places you can charge devices with a USB yet I pay £1K to fly World Traveller Plus and not a USB port in sight #disappointed #sortitout

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@DeborahMeaden Why do you ask...?

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@southwesttrain1 packed with the intimacy only sardines can enjoy 😂😂 #southwesttrains

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@southwesttrain1 it's the morning sardine train 😂

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@sanjaysoodsmith useful never probs 😂😂

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@sanjaysoodsmith not Brexit just a super poor harvest everywhere apart from Brazil 🙄🍈 #cordialanyone

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@AnnekaRice @BBCRadio2 hi Annie what time is your slot I need to listen in?!

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@realDonaldTrump I'm not arguing DT I just think you're pretty crazy 🤣

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@sanjaysoodsmith sock monster and pants monster in mine 😔😔😔

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@Lord_Sugar @business 11th line 2nd paragraph #USDeclarationofIndependence & long live those who have the balls to speak up and do right

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#amsterdam https://t.co/TKYm1e7zz4

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@jackjonestv honestly you look stunning mate, be confident & be happy 😊

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@sanjaysoodsmith no tinsel this year then? 🎄

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Amsterdam agile working with this amazing girl 😍🇳🇱 x x https://t.co/FjhaSjAh1w