Simon Pugh

Comms at Portland. Gooner. Beiber fanatic. All views are personal.

[Simon Pugh @simonrpugh]

@JustStop_Oil “Lads, whats the best symbol of modern capitalism?”
“Stonehenge?”
“Bang on. Pub?”

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@mikeysmith

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@David_Cameron @DLidington Strong Kevin McLeod at the end of Grand Designs vibe

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@haringeycouncil @perayahmet @mikehakata Well done!!

[Tobias Ellwood @Tobias_Ellwood]

Please delete this post👇

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@Gilesyb The guy who had a seat at the top table of government during the age of public sector cuts is concerned about public sector cuts

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@RishiSunak This looks like someone has just discovered word art on Word97

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@romillyweeks @ITVNewsPolitics full Partridge

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@JohnRentoul @Independent Isn’t the first one Aston Martin?

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@SkyPoliticsHub @BethRigby @SophyRidgeSky @TomTugendhat He knows he has fluffed the answer as soon as he starts - you can see it in his eyes

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Private schools: “We can improve social mobility.”

Also private schools:

[Becky Barrow @beckymbarrow]

The new provost of @Eton_College in today’s @Telegraph

He says most of his friends are Old Etonians - and if he meets somebody who did not go there “I do admit…that it counts against them slightly.”

Was there not a candidate with a more open mind?

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@PickardJE Once you create a culture within a business where cost doesn’t matter (whether diversity report or CEO salary) it leads to poor financial decision making. Not saying that’s the sole reason for over spend but financial discipline is important at all levels

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@DPJHodges Cigarette fumes bad. Exhaust fumes good. Simples

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@joeyfjones Seven deadly bins. They made it into a great film with Brad Pitt

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@EmmaPointer Great insight

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@hoffman_noa If you are explaining, you are losing

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@gabrielmilland Public service broadcasting

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@gabrielmilland Why do away with passive aggressive elbow placement?

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@BenRigbyJourno Congratulations Councillor!

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@btgolder You have been told a lie there buddy. A doorstep in the context of bread is a very thick slice. Two combined is a doorstep sandwich. Happy to help.