Hayden Simons

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

ka chow

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

need to quit my job so i can focus on doing my laundry #tide

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

had a french 75 last night. briefly entered a parallel universe where i was a jazz singer with a tragic past. her name was claudette, and she wore velvet gloves to breakfast. #boozin

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

having a #celsius ….#livefit

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

watching napoleon dynamite

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

football sunday or harry potter sunday? either way im having a drink.

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

getting broasted chicken #GoPack

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

took a 45 minute walk today and only listened to one song on repeat. is that a sign of mental illness?

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

people born after 2002 will never understand just how amazing the content on Vine was. Tiktok could never compete.

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

things i’d rather do than move:
- run a half marathon
- cook thanksgiving dinner by myself
- participate in dry january
- take the ACT
- drive for 10 hours without stopping
- walk 48 holes of golf
- go through college finals week
(not to be dramatic)

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

cowboy hat was inspected by TSA today, but zero dangs will be given for the rest of the year

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

zero dangs given

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

my toxic trait: having a celsius 2 minutes after finishing multiple shots of espresso

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

PSA: if you keep pressing the button on an elevator over and over again, it actually does close the door faster

[Hayden Simons @simons_hayden]

hey. i haven’t posted in 10 years, but i’ve decided this will now be my primary form of social media

[James @CaucasianJames]

playing uno against myself. never thought i’d be telling myself to draw 4. u really can’t trust anybody. not even urself

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

Somewhere...somehow...some frat boy is planning a coronavirus themed date party

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

having coffee#