tactical crochet

Why have a Bio when you have no life?

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

(At my desk)
Someone: Is this plant real?
Me: No it’s a satire plant.

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

Maximize utility my guy.

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

Yeah brilliant idea! Let’s ask for advice from the woman with no accountability about how to instill accountability in someone else. I truly don’t see a flaw in this logic.

[A-kwee-ya @AkuaSankofa]

Best representation of "do it scared" that I've seen on here.

[bird of the day @birdsoftoday]

bird of the day 1: abbott's babbler
(malacocincla abbotti)

> found in: southeast Asia
> habitat: degraded and secondary forest
> eats: insects and other small invertebrates
> status: least concern

📸: https://t.co/bclEoCUHdO

[𝐹𝑖𝑁𝑒 @fine_9725]

バターが粉砂糖と混ざる過程を描きました🎨

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

I’m just a guy sitting outside the laundromat eating a cheeseburger.

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

@wylfcen This got Sesame Street vibes

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

Btw, Marcus Aurelius wrote this 2000 years ago.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

saw a post that said "i was drowning, & they still criticized the way i swam". that was the day i stopped explaining myself

[autist @litteralyme0]

Remember that if they are:
Bigger than you = roids
Richer than you = daddy's money
Smarter than you = nerds
Look better = gay
Never stop the cope

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

when i say gang shit i mean:
drinking water
smoking weed
petting animals
uplifting the homies

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

day 1 of wearing "home shoes" to help with ADHD task paralysis and lemme tell you this shit is magical wtf

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

I only speak English and I’m still terrible at it

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

We should have hunger games at the White House for student loan forgiveness

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[tactical crochet @SimonSays2016]

Why are chop sticks called chop sticks? There’s nothing choppy about them!!!

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.