Si

he/him

I just tweet about Ipswich, politics and general shite 🇵🇸

[Si @simonsays__]

Football is almost home, it can see Toys R Us at Copdock

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Only in the UK can you get sunburnt on Friday and have your house flooding by Tuesday.

[Si @simonsays__]

@PollyPorridge

[Si @simonsays__]

I've been in work 15 minutes and 3 people have already said "we needed this" in regards to the rain

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Standing and applauding.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is the tried and tested deflag method.

All you need is a telescopic fishing pole and double-sided carpet tape.

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

if i had unlimited money id buy epstein island and turn it into a 1:1 recreation of Wuhu Island from the hit 2009 videogame Wii Sports Resort

[Si @simonsays__]

This is Ipswich; not London, Paris or even Budapest! Kids need to grow up 😂😂😂

[Karim @Karim_680]

🤣🤣 How embarrassing, support ya local club

[Ella🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @ellagoer_t4t]

Flag goes so hard I almost liked a hate tweet

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

⚠️ IF YOU 🫵 SEE SOMETHING 👁️👁️ THAT DOESNT 🙅‍♀️ LOOK RIGHT ⛔️ SPEAK 🗣️ TO A MEMBER 🪪 OF STAFF 👮‍♂️👮OR TEXT 📲 THE BRITISH 🇬🇧 TRANSPORT 🚝 POLICE 🚨 ON 👇 6️⃣1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣

👉 WE'LL 💺 SORT ✅ IT 👍

👀 SEE IT 👀
🗣️ SAY IT 🗣️
💂 SORTED 💂

[Si @simonsays__]

I have hyperhidrosis and I'm on SSRIs

Everything is sweat

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

Uncanny that Labour end up introducing the UK’s Trans Apartheid laws in the very same week, 38 years later. @bphillipsonMP

[MrTARDIS @TrilbeeReviews]

Fuck, and it's only May.

[Si @simonsays__]

bank holiday vibes

[ella 🌤️ @ivydrift]

day 1 of heatwave in the uk…..i can’t do this

[lupe @thinkblueloops]

me any time someone asks to take a picture

[roCKy @cnkerr]

I'm old enough to remember a crazier way #neverforget

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

30 years of 30 years of hurt

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Blink” from Doctor Who (2005) is still one of the greatest standalone sci-fi episodes ever made. Barely any Doctor, no giant spectacle, just pure high-concept terror built around the simple idea of statues that move when you stop looking at them.