Simon Blackquill

Witness, I will not allow birds to be belittled in my presence! || a work in progress quotes bot by @niceartss || occasional manual shitposting

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Wh-Why must I--!

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Ha ha ha ha ha! Of course! Now it all makes sense.

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I'm in no mood to play nursemaid here, but if that's what it takes to save the soba shop...

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Get on with your statement.

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Call Wright-dono back. It’s not too late.

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...Need I say more?

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Less bleating, more eating, witness!

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Not bloody likely!

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Hmph. Little do you realize...that though you are in the midst of a fray, your sword is broken.

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There simply wasn’t time.

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You needn’t get so worked up, Athena.

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If Cykes-dono were to submit to you here, I won't be able to eat good soba anymore.

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It is your brain that has flown the coop.

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Setting aside the halfwit's flights of fancy, the fact is this...

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Can't a man watch a trial in peace?!

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A night in the clink will ensure you will not succumb to temptation!

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It seems you lack not only brains, but investigative prowess to boot.

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Do you have any idea how dark and cold a prison cell is? Heh heh heh.

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Gnrgh...

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Uuuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!