Joe Simon

I'm your average Joe, living an average life, saying average things, married to a girl who's out of my league.

[Cole Ragans Enjoyer @ColeRagansSZN]

Sorry this is on Q.

6.33 ERA
6 blown saves
.314 BA vs Lefties
.340 BA vs righties

For a statistical guy, you’d think he would know that he shouldn’t be the closer.

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

This is spot on. It hurts… also maybe why we sign so many vets in the last years of their careers

[Chance Liebau @ChanceLiebau]

Matt Quatraro's biggest issue is that he believes too much of what he has SEEN, not what he is SEEING. He still believes that, because they've done it before, that:

Erceg can pitch in the clutch
Vinnie/Salvy can hit 3-4

And why it took him so long to give up on MJ/Renfroe.

[JOHNBROWNENTHUSIAST @eggguy1587]

@Royals They did the meme again

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

@KJH05 @royalsreview This makes zero sense to me. The decisions are baffling by this crew…

[Drew Banks @Drizzy_Dru29]

First class organization in everything but winning baseball games.

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

Shortest HR so far?

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Bobby Witt Jr. - Kansas City Royals (5) 2-run (inside-the-park) 17 feet
+425

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

I feel for those who are watching the NBA right now. It’s not basketball… it’s just… not.

[David Daines @daviddorg]

Stanford paid 35,000 people to quit Facebook and Instagram for 6 weeks

Depression dropped. Anxiety dropped. Happiness went up. Women under 25 on Instagram saw the biggest gains

That was 6 weeks. I'm going a full year.

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

Highly recommend the team not to read the comments. This is kind of stretch is a master class on how to lose a fan base in one week’s time.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: Tigers 10, Royals 9

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

This seems…. Bad?

[Braiden Turner @bturner23]

The Royals are 3 for their last 49 at the plate with runners in scoring position

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

Ah. So that’s why it’s hard to watch baseball this season.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is one of the wildest MLB stats I have seen in a very long time...

Bobby Witt Jr. has reached base 30 times this season, and been left stranded 29 times (97%).

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

This seems bad?

[Royals Review @royalsreview]

Kansas City Royals news: Royals have scored 47% of their runs in 2 games https://t.co/wE7jMJrChW

[Jared Davis @JaredDavis2028]

Why do I do this to myself everyday

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

Crazy post lol

[Royals Kingdom🤴(29-43) @kingdom_royals]

Someone just won 25k off an India home run and it wasn’t Emmanuel Clase this time

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Now we go‼️

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

This is amazing. Commentating at its finest. Please hang it in the rafters

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time https://t.co/TQGzg2s4FJ

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

So… the world baseball classic seems like a bigger deal than the World Series at this point.

Wild reaction from these teams 👀

[Joe Simon @simonsaysjoe]

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