simonsayys

Del cielo favorecido

[JA @J___Alvarado]

Everyone at Dodger stadium with the new cup today. (I’m jealous)

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

The most revealing part of the Trump presser was near the end: He trashed not only Europe but Australia, South Korea, and Japan

The only real allies in his eyes were the GCC and Israel. Literal inversion of reality

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Yet somehow it is controversial to not want to send free weapons to this country.

The baseline position should be an arms embargo and sanctions. This is pure barbarism.

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@MLB @Jonso1o @supermariomovie @donaldglover @silly_suly

[MLB @MLB]

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[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Source tells me that Naval Special Warfare teams were also given deployment orders yesterday, as well as a bunch of Tier 1 operators.

That plus the 82nd Airborne deployment plus Netanyahu's obvious feint that he expects a ceasefire agreement this weekend suggests all the pieces are in place for a ground operation within day.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

PSA: Bombing a country on the other side of the globe won’t make the Epstein files go away, any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

ok ohtani should be allowed to gamble

[Nate @dodgernate]

Thank you for everything, Clayton Kershaw. My favorite player of all time 🥹🐐

[Nate @dodgernate]

When Clayton Kershaw said “fine, I’ll do it myself” 😭

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@Leo25Slb @champagnetiny I momky

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@champagnetiny Silver teeth activities

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

If your portfolio can’t survive a 2% drop in the S&P when it’s up 15% YOY then you’re better off downloading the DraftKings app placing parlay bets because clearly you’re not “investing”

[👾 @Jonso1o]

To the lady in the charcoal green RAV4 who left these malnourished puppies at the park.

Fuck you.

[Stephen Vanasco @StephenVanasco]

Turned out good.

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@_tmoney11 @champagnetiny It’s the new summer flavor 😂

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@champagnetiny @irvincible_08 My mom didn’t want to give me any of her Tupperware cuz I be lagging to return them 😂

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@jail_HAUS

[simonsayys @simonsayss33]

@champagnetiny @Boeing @irs tiny committed tax fraud