Simon C

I'm a dog. I hate @eyerollersband

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

While baldy loves this place, I find this tweet offensive. #dogsploitation https://t.co/t8nFasVkIq

[Winchester Arms @WinchesterArms1]

Shaky Leg tonight! Come on down for some good tunes and pub fun!
#livemusic #localtalent

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

@connjohnolly #bald #doesthecarpetmatchthebalddrapes #vickysucks #jamaica

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

@meganconnolly9 Baldy farts too much #choking #killme #killbill #tarantino

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

@grantieboyo #thekentssuck #sodoesdundas #sodoesbaldy #baldpeople #hairloss #cannabis #butts #poop

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

@Stujitsu I'm a dog. Deal with it. #buttsniffing4lyfe #noballs #fleabag #ticksarescary #poop

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

@Flynner13 Baldy's trying to get me up on the couch. #itsatrap #whatwouldjacksondo #movinginwithmarc #hopeitsnotamistake #dogsrule #youdrool

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

THUNDER! AAAAAAAAOAAAAAA! THUNDER!

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

http://t.co/WJ5Fx57qWr I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song.

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

Someone pour a beer in the bowl. #talkingtoyoubaldydrinkalot

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

#lawnparty #yolo

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

#porchlife #yolo

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

I just started following @HoboLittlest I hope it's not a fake dog account. #ihatethat

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

Man, I got hacked. I hope the person who hacked me knows how I like it. #doggystyle

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

http://t.co/2k3CHmzzO2 Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes.

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

Raining. No walk, I guess. #bullshit

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

I'm alone, on the bed, thinking of friends. #dominoisanimpostor

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

Where is Morris? #besties

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

Did you hear that!?!?! #nerves

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

Baldy's cackling friend Scott was here for the stupid hockey game. At least his Asian girlfriend took me for a walk. #arigato

[Simon C @Simonsayswoof]

What a day! Baldy's Mom was here and she hates me! #awkward