simonscott1975.bsky.social

Close friend of @CMDRJackLyttle.
Bi-furious.
Follow != Endorsement.
He/Him
Clumsy Ally
Foreword by Stewart Lee

[simonscott1975.bsky.social @simonscott1975]

We've moved.

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@elonmusk You literally just tried to buy a seat on the SC.

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Wonder when Tesla workers will, you know, just not bother going in any more.

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Quite fun watching Elon Musk get poorer in real time.

https://t.co/g8bNtBzKRw

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"Musk suggesting [DOGE] could cut up to $2 trillion in annual spending, a figure that would represent almost all of the government’s voluntary spending."

That's probably where the figure came from, he is not a clever man.

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https://t.co/hvTatIEVEV

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Musk's Nazi salute will become the only image that ever gets used for him. Oops.

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Elon Musk thinks Mars is made of ketamine.

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Is Tesla just a shakedown?

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Should Elon Musk get clean?

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You didn't hear this from me, but apparently "Adrian Dittman" was the name Elron gave to his "special sock".

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@EdzardErnst I believe the ASA is indeed scraping online ads with AI.

https://t.co/dyLlawAIqp

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Didn't realise Trump had visited, etc. etc.

[chriswhite @bombaylychee]

They’re removing orange dye from the front of the US Embassy.

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Off to a flying fuckup.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Kemi Badenoch accuses Rachel Reeves of failing to mention defence once in her budget speech as she challenges PM over defence spending. Errr👇🏼

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@WhenIsBirths Chuckling on the Today Programme. Fucking chuckling.

[Booths Supermarket @BoothsCountry]

Come and see Sean at your Penrith cafe and try our delicious carrot cake 🥕

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Does this mean a third season of Avenue 5?

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He barely turned up.

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New film meta on Twitter is to post mediocre, sometimes cringeworthy, scenes from films and declare them works of genius?

[wheatus @wheatus]

who tf is Nigel Fartage?