simon templar

I’m mostly here so I can yell at the establishment. When I reach catharsis on a given day, might sprinkle in some horses and AEW chat.

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@hicharliecotton 20 cops on the scene for this shit?

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@JesseFFerguson They must have some big election-rigging plans ready to roll out, since they don’t seem to mind that they’re killing off all their voters.

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@spqr_sulla Because no one at this level here ever faces any consequences.

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@krabs_bookit

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@covie_93 When haven’t they?

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@atrupar Was he wearing a hot dog suit when he posed this question?

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@BillsMafia1985 @CPowers14 People from NYC are jackassing to Shinnecock?? I’m skeptical.

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@adricazoorla Tiramissouri?

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@mikeysmith @atrupar Pretty sure there’s still way more mystery to this to be solved.

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@ScoringChanges @Phillies @Mets If you seriously think he was headed to third if the bases were empty, might as well shut this account down. That’s a credibility-killing take.

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@CandiHumphries Like suddenly asking if Danhausen has always worn facepaint.

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@antibearthesis Depends entirely on your age and expenses.

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@unusual_whales Before I get too excited, tell me what their prediction for 2022 was.

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@mstanton1975 Why are these PPs labeled as Medina Spirit?

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@prowrestlingk_ His family ties.

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@vittor It’s not so much what they do for work, it’s that they’re not spending 80% of their salary on rent and medical expenses.

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@BelowAverageOPS Ending his career on a low note I’m guessing.

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@RealPostFolder In other words, “How dare this person who spends 20 unsupervised hours per week with my child send him a congratulatory text!” Very normal behavior 🙄

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@limasohot Waiting for the day when she responds, “Who’s there?”

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@saletan It’s kinda like how a 29 point lead is the most dangerous score in the nba finals 😂