mia★

the cool, cool river fanatic
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[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

me when the Art Garfunkel of lustful giggling touches me

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@seegerism thank you hon i am good i had a spontaneous night out but paul simon is always on the mind😋

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

im going tocry im drink and tired and i lov pail simon so much omfg i love owik simon so much i kob him

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

reminding everyone about the Graceland biopic 😞

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

said simon & garfunkel 3 times and these freaks appeared behind me??

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

every woman in one trick pony was too upset about jonah wanting to bang them jonah im ready and available whenever you are

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@firstltmartin i thought this too and then i was too far away to request anyway so i just cried in my seat the whole time from him being RUFHT THERE

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

the way this was my only drunk tweet that i wrote coherently

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

one of them was taking it up the ass from the other one

[alexis! @LOVElSPOWER]

“hey did you get the photo for the born in the usa inside sleeve?”

“sure did boss, real fucking gay like you asked”

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

am i the only European s&g fan bc i get no notifications until the Americans wake up LMAOOO

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

robert redford movie box cover question in my pub quiz last night and i got it right despite never watching it because robert redford is hot

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@nicksbaez "he was so hot" was he?? when???

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@Ebbetii THATS THE SECOND MOST POPULAR😭😭😭???

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@leonardsapple Does anyone else notice Curts pelvis thrusts when he sings?

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@firstltmartin

[Etch 🍉 🪶 @etchy_sketch]

I hate to say it but I too have been roy halee'd and art garfunkeled

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

good morning guys❤️sorry for my drunk tweets❤️

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@garfunkelgirl no genuinely every day i wake up seething with jealousy wondering how he did that

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

🙂

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@tbftgoygi goodnight❤️good morning😋

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

goodnight guys thanks for behbt so nice to me

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@tbftgoygi im going to hurt then

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

but surely that would make me...the top listener...

[mia★ @simonsfunkel]

@etchy_sketch that was supposed to say you are the goat LMAOOO

[Simon 🎯/🐁🐈 @firstltmartin]

Guys it was so good joan baez was there but i was the only true fan who clapped for Joseph Shabalala. Haters.