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@JohnCleese @JohnCleese ,Newcastle chef here, will happily aid your stay and personally cook for you, if you'd like to dm me ill give you my friends and family discount for the room too.

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@brunoog97 Wor Bruno

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@NUFC_Index Murphy for prime minister

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@ljgregps @ToonMouthTyne His son is born in the hospital that's in the shadow of the stadium, he knows what a geordie is

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@brunoog97 @NUFC Howay

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@DeadlineDayLive @TheiPaperSport No!
Dear Madrid please persue TAA and leave Dalot alone, regards every football fan from every other club 👍

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@MagpieMediaX "You're just a $#ite Andy Carrol"

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@SkySports_Keith Congrats

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@footballontnt Ball boy could have chinned that 🐱

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@BranstonUK every tin at the moment!

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@fun88eng Scousers, on the rob till the bitter end.

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@GFFN Made Jack Clarke look good

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

Got to this when already 15,000 votes cast and Bruno is trailing by 20% and it’s another short timed poll FFS.

Let’s make a good fist of it anyway!

Get RTing and voting! #NUFC

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@BBCR1 heroin

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@martintrinder Well it hasn't been a 10pm announcement or have I missed something?

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Oliver twist found a wedding dress? #BRITs

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@Lee18_92Johnson Played his socks off plus they've kicked chunks outta him

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This lot are horrible bastards

[Squawka @Squawka]

Arsenal are the first 'Big Six' side to not attempt a single shot in the first half of a Premier League game since May 2018 (Chelsea vs. Newcastle).

The red card certainly didn't help. 😬