Simon Song

The sun can rise down; the rain can fall up; the universe can undo itself - if we surrender.

[Simon Song @simonsingasong]

Wow.

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If you saw some crazy dude on a bike, topless, flying by - that's me. Merry Global Warming ya'll. #cycling #merryglobalwarming

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Breathe billowing through your mustache and creating it's own weather system is quite a sensation. It's neighbor, swamp butt, not so much.

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I...I am starting to enjoy....JUSTIN BEIBER'S MUSIC. #whatdoyoumean #whenyounodyourheadyes #butyouwannasayno

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Thanksgiving is BEFORE Christmas. Why all the Christmas boners. #Thanksgiving #didyouforget

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Umm. Excuse me, but, like, can someone be my date for the night - dress… https://t.co/HwuXADu2Qn

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It's a good thing that the torrent of horrific events haven't gone dull in our eyes. There's a semblance of humanity. #Prayers4Paris

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#ねこあつめ

Uhhhhhhh. My inner cat person is yearning to get meout.

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These #HONY posts are giving me the feels of the century. Life, it seems, is a balancing act. And all people are looking at is my tights.

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@ebbilin love this one. So da cute!

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I have no idea what he's saying. But...but...lookadaflickofdawrist. #bouncing #turnt
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Wow. Never thought I'd say this, but, Bay Ridge is turnt. #columbusdayweekend #landho #butthisaintyourland

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About to TUN(a)UP #sushi #lunch #schooled #divingin #fishpuns

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✨📷🎬 https://t.co/Ty5XnavNAX

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Ever put on a cap, military jacket and henley and felt like you were in an undercover/M.I.5 mission? #undercover

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Cute girl came into work today. We chit-chatted. Then asked me what days I worked. #helloooooo #mynameisSimon #iworkeverydayyoucomehere

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Got paid today. All I want do it spend, spend, spend, no matter what. #selfcontrolplease #wait #thereitgoes

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It's one of those nights when go to bed and your hair is on point. #sigh… https://t.co/G6QgEEOaJL

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Chilling on a film set. No big deal. #butimsquealinginsidedoe

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Rain? More like a girl watching the Notebook the first time. #whatdoyouwant #itsnotthatsimple #wethair #wetemotions