Simon Cowan

requires constant nurture

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@barbaramjb1 @JamOz1980 @jsinxe @PippaMusgrave1 @Socialist_Crow I don’t mind paying the money back. I do mind having to fill in SA - surely there’s a better mechanism!

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@barbaramjb1 @jsinxe @PippaMusgrave1 @Socialist_Crow Pension contributions post tax are deductible, as are gift aid contributions, and they’ll deduct your IT and NI (the figure they ask you for on the calculator on https://t.co/x5cpw514Kn is full taxable income). For any other deductions you think might apply you need to call them

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@jsinxe @PippaMusgrave1 @Socialist_Crow Unaware til today when HMRC sent me a letter: High Income Child Benefit Charge - you pay if you, or your partner, have claimed CB and either of you earns over £60k net (my letter was for 23/24 so 50k). It offsets what you’ve received in CB. To be clear, I’m fine with it!

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@darrengrimes “Unsinkable” is not a thing. There’s some previous on that…

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@JoshLekach People pissed on a night out? Who cares? Get to fuck chasing reactions.

[Chris Chohan @ChrisChohan]

Absolutely this - total class @AlexScott 🙌🏽👏🏽

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@NoContextHumans There’s so many people in here I can’t fit. Going to have to watch it through the zoom link.

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@agirlcalledlina The Roni Size Remix of Goldie’s Inner City Life. Had the honour of working a tiny bar at Hull Uni when they both played in the 90s. Only sold water all night…

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@agirlcalledlina Their remix of Standing in the way of Control by The Gossip is incredible.

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@itssamanthaaaa_ The amount of mental gymnastics royalists are doing on this thread to conclude that @itssamanthaaaa_ having an only fans is a henious crime but having sex with minors is OK if you’re a prince is terrifying.

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@chris_hawkins Agree with “Hurt” but this is up there

https://t.co/CzmwbVFWhG

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@Saraya @RealsarayaK Is Baby Spice an Arsenal fan?

https://t.co/nl6KOQqeIP

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Making memories with our mascot ❤️

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@supertanskiii Reads like an lyric by the phenomenal @SELFESTEEM___

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@kelvmackenzie Passing judgement on others without any semblance of knowledge is your calling card.

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@markjenkinsonmp @LBC @GBNEWS These “Blue Wall” MPs us Northerners got lumbered with in 2019 as so many of our friends and family were sucked into the lies about Brexit and seething about Corbyn really have no political acumen at all do they? Lapdogs for the whip.

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@HellsBellsy Got one of 3 parcels waiting for today. The courier who brought it advised no-one has been covering our area since 15th November and he was working overs today to try and get through a 900 parcel backlog. Anything not delivered today will be sent back to company

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

When you go to watch the Football League Highlights and @elliej_wilson is on the telly! #mediaicon

[Renee Paquette @ReneePaquette]

It’s here!!! If you missed the live stream on @FiteTV during @StarrcastEvents - you can officially get your ears on the podcast!! The reunion of me and @bryandanielson! He doesn’t disappoint, obviously. Especially if you’re into speed reading! https://t.co/lLfwTMcuC2

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@elliej_wilson @adam3oxley @BBCSheffield I thought I heard you! Used to it being “keep going Cowan” so wasn’t sure. Breaking new ground 😃

[Simon Cowan @simonsodyssey]

@SELFESTEEM___ Every single person in that tent will have that down as their highlight of the festival. Uplifting, affirming, joyous, emotional, unique. I can’t find enough superlatives…