Todd Simonson

Arkansas ‘88. Husband of the year 3x, Ex husband 2x. Lover of the Three Bs (Betting Boobs Beer). #WooPigSooie #RackAttack

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

Tryna enjoy a peaceful night and watch some UFC, Jerkmate ad pops up and now the wife’s drilling me with questions. Thanks Streameast.

[Gus @Banjo761]

It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

I’m sure these replies are civil

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

On this date we drafted Karl Malone 📬

#TakeNote

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@KitFistosBurner If Snyder could’ve made every movie as good as the watchmen, DC would be lapping this conversation

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@KitFistosBurner Fair criticism Kit, was focused on making sure I had plenty of room for Boobs

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

Todd’s Top 10 things that start with B

1. Boobs
2. Beer
3. Blondes
4. Booty
5. Brandon Phillips
6. Boobs
7. Brunettes
8. Box
9. Batman
10. Boobs

HM:
Baseball
Boogie boards
Boobs

Thanks and god bless

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

Just shaved my balls #aura

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@jaylombardi87 There’s bench short stops better than Mookie man this is bullshit

[As Shopped As It Gets @AsShopped]

They should have shot Hasbulla out of a canon over the White House

#UFCWhiteHouse

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

Todd took a break from the BV tonight for some UFC enjoyment, and holy fuck do I wish I could take that choice back

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

I do my best work on the shitter

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@bigsgdubb Fair game Jim, smooth swings nonetheless

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

On second thought fuck ice and go Karmelo!

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

Todd’s gotta learn about time and place
#KoolAid

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

Yall fw the white mamba?

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@FickieRowlerFan Would love to get last in this event

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@bigsgdubb

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@dogkingkenny Appreciate that Kenny, go redlegs

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

50 follower putter cover and golf bag front pocket doxx, thanks for the love!

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@bigsgdubb Two great songs, two great bands. Give a brotha a little Rusty Cage and a 12 pack disappears like Malaysia flight 370. God Bless Jimmy

[Todd Simonson @simonson_t3499]

@bigsgdubb Blame it on the brews big Jim, nothing hurt🤝