Simon Stansfield

Bristol. Husband, dad and stepdad. Nichiren Buddhist, West Ham, pluralistic counsellor.

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

@AzTheHammer A while back @AnalyticsUtd_ did a really good analysis of loads of potential MF signings at 8 or at 6...both of these signings were very high on their list. Worth checking their patreon out if you want find out more about both players.

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Aw no, fabulously funny songwriter, so many hilarious and meaningful songs! Thanks to my big bro for introducing him to me all those years ago. We'll all go together when we go.." RIP.

[James L. Neibaur @JimLNeibaur]

And suddenly the world is less smart, less insighful, and less funny.
RIP Tom Lehrer

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Yet more evidence that stupid people really don't know they're stupid.

[Debs MEGA🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @HarrisDebra21]

I’m 52 and I can honestly say that ADHD was never ever heard of in my youth, it was also very rare to hear of anyone with autism, so why is it that now hundreds of thousands of kids have these conditions? It is baffling to me!

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

@BBCSport bigging up #SabalenkavRaducana, and I've got a really queezy feeling it could be over in an hour! Hope not!

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

I'm not sure I can take this, every day is 'oh no, what insanity has the orange one uttered.' And no one of any importance can ever say ' this guy's insane'. At least not in public! #Trump

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

He's so obviously both senile and stupid. Wow! They voted for this idiot? #Trump

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: On it tourism there has been a steep drop-off off in international travel to the United States. It was down 12% last month and it down even more from western Europe. Why do you think there are fewer people suddenly that want to travel to the United States?

Pres. Trump: There is a little nationalism there, I guess, perhaps. It is not a big deal. But with the dollar being where it is -- you know, China would always fight for having a low dollar. Japan would always fight for having a low dollar

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

@CinemaTweets1 Snub? She's got 2 Oscars so far and had 6 other nominations, hardly a snub!

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Well this is all making total sense. The overall strategy seems so coherent! Someone must know who it is who had the clout to get him to back down? And if so, why didn't they stop him at the handgrenade? Someone make it make sense please! 🤪

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Shocked, i tell you. West Ham twitter in meltdown again, anyone would think we had a mixture of midfielders that doesn't need massively updating.

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

The art of the deal is managing to persuade Russia to play ice hockey, it seems. So much winning! #Trump

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

We don't want this megalomaniacal Dunning Kruger President in the UK after that display of shilling for Putin. Shameful. #FUTrump

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Hey America! You actually voted this monstrous idiot in. Putin's poodle. Shame on him and on you! #SlavaUkraine

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

What a top gent Tomas is!!

[Roshane Thomas @RoshaneSport]

Tomas Soucek on why he didn't do his spin celebration against Leicester: “I didn’t think my normal helicopter celebration was the right thing to do because of what happened to the Leicester owner (Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha). I wanted to show respect to our opponents.” #WHUFC

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Give it a listen. I haven't listened to any of these guys' podcasts and thought that wasn't money and time well spent. #COYI

[Cal Goodall @WHU_Analytics]

For those that haven't tuned in yet, here's the latest instalment of @AnalyticsUtd_'s TWHB.

Perfect listening ahead of Leicester tonight! We talked about rediscovering an approach that works for our squad, and how it might translate to the coming weeks.

https://t.co/whiaXHFWJ2

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Only 3 months ago i watched a poorly organised WH concede 4 in 36 minutes at LS with Paqueta, Summerville and Antonio in the side. Potter deserves a hell of a lot of credit. #COYI

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

I won't rt it cos it's such bullshit, but there's a tweet comparing Farage to Churchill - when he's more like Chamberlain or, actually, Moseley! Wake up, Reform people, the man is a soviet shill.

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Everyone going low? WTF? Why? #TheChase

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

It's really about time that one of the, if not all, European leaders called out Trump as the Putin appeasing son of a bitch that he is. The weakest Potus ever. A Russian asset. A traitor.

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

So the same people who told us we'd be better off out of Europe are now telling us to give in to Putin. And still you think Farage is a patriot? Oh, and he loves Trump and took money from Russia and supports a US health system. And you still can't join the dots?

[Simon Stansfield @SimonStanVO]

Asencio looks like a great loan for #AstonVilla , good move.