simon starkey

husband, dog lover and born again golfer, recently tried to divorce from football after 35 years but failed. Part time construction guru, no job to small.

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@johnstonpick @footballheaven @BBCSheffield 😂😂😂 genius

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@dcfcofficial The new Igor

[Iona Stephen @Iona_Stephen]

It was lovely to chat with @GezzyPrice about retired greyhounds and how they are the perfect pet for any home 🐕

Greyhounds are amazing companions and can be really beneficial to your mental and physical health ❤️

Find your nearest rehoming centre: https://t.co/L5uEXWClVr

[John Baker @Citizen_baker]

On this day in 1985, 56 football fans never returned from Valley Parade. Sadly this doesn't get noticed. #RIP56

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

When you look at the many years we’ve been in the champs and the first 11 s , I can’t think of many in this squad that would make selection in any of them teams . That’s why staying up is going to be so difficult #dcfc #dcfcfans .

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@MarkSmi79427718 I’d suggest anyone that considers Roy Mac Steve McLaren and Gary Rowetts tenure as successes opinion is also pretty valueless. They all had squads that had a fair bit of cash thrown at them and did not achieve a promotion amongst them .

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

Name me one returning player that has ever gone on to be a success as a manager at #dcfc . Please let’s quit that idea . #dcfcfans

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@MarkSmi79427718 Mackay was a player didn’t return all the others achieved nothing .

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@DCFC_CMH That isn’t success.

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@Cameron45484821 Was already a player didn’t return

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

Went to first game since Plymouth. Fans have turned . Atmosphere has become toxic . Not going to stay up unless we get real of where we are at and support the team #dcfc #dcfcfans

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

3 yrs ago we went bust . We nearly got taken over by a conman . We got saved and within 2 years are back in the champ thanks to a fan bailing us out to the tune of 60m.We have one of the lowest salaries in the league. We have spent nothing . Ffs #dcfc #dcfcfans let’s get real.

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@KieranMaguire @PageDcfc I don’t get it. Why would anyone buy a football club .

[Mick Massey 🐑 @topklobber]

I think some Derby fans need to see this and realise that mid table so far in our first season back is an achievement…and actually staying up would be too..

This is the Championship wage bill… 🐏

[The Manc @TheMancUK]

Still up there with one of the greatest things the UK has ever given the internet.

[Paul 🤦‍♂️ @paulsquire1970]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fran 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦 @FranS199]

Wise words

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

I heard Britain’s greatest musical duo were to reunite and got incredibly excited…then I found out it was Oasis.

[simon starkey @simonstarkey1]

@BBCDerby I didn’t realise we’d been promoted to the premier league!!!!!