Simon Swatman

Writer/producer/typically covered in cat hair • FAX: [phone]

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@oiyouandy @JeremyCorbyn4PM People with coeliac disease are pretentious?

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@matronboy

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Wow! "The Year of the Sex Olympics" accurately predicted social media way back in 1968!

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Remember, remember

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@maxseddon It's from @LuckyPeach https://t.co/Qt4XQSkcB2

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Indiana Jones updated for 2017.

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@jjauthor Yes it's awful what some Muslims in London are doing.

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Please don't forget the kind of books UKIP leader Paul Nuttall likes to read.

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#USElection2016

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@ThePoke #SamAllardyceFilmPosters

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Wow - the latest YouGov stats look really bleak

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@Sundaydefensive Just disappointed really. I thought you were better than that.

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@Sundaydefensive Technically they're a fruit. Please get your botanical facts straight first, Phil. #drupes #fail https://t.co/OMaFecn8KC

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Cyber Controller? Haven't heard that name in years.

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The UK's new anti-terrorism unit looks very familiar.

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He's 48, by now you'd think he would have learned how to drink liquid.

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Only 1,095 more sleeps until the Fall of New York!