Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's

Now totally liberal by nature and persuasion.
Former RM. Never voted Johnson he should be in jail. I despair we can't rejoin they don't want or trust us.

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@NuclearMAGAlady @wildirishrosie Not a chance

[Mark 🗺️🇺🇦🇲🇲 @markofbattersea]

#PoliticsLive #PMQs
All of the leaders are attacking Nigel Farage's response to the Henry Nowak murder.
I wonder if he's there to ask for more "pure cold rage", which we saw in Southampton, last night.
Reform UK Ltd are just a bunch of hate preachers.

[Mike H @mikoh123]

Keir Starmer - The grieving family have asked us not to respond in the way the leader of reform has responded. They have lost their son in the most appalling circumstances. They make a simple pledge free m us not to exploit that..his response is to appeal for rage.
#pmqs

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@LucyTCWife Pure filth.

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@JohnCleese Fuck me mate you have really gone down the drain.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

When I said there had been a "forensic probe" on my phone by "counter-espionage experts" who concluded it was hacked by "hostile state actors", I meant Lee Anderson looked at it and said "Fooked if I know".

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@GoodwinMJ Matt just fuck off. And then consult chat gpt or whatever to just continue fucking off

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@LucyTCWife So Lucy can I ask if you know who paid for it and how much it cost?

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@ZiaYusufUK Waiting for you to stand for anything.

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

This post was sponsored by a Thai billionaire.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

🚨 Reform SURGES BACK TO 30% in the latest poll!

Britain wants Reform! 🚀🇬🇧

➡️ REF UK 30% (+2)
🌹 LAB 21% (nc)
🌳 CON 19% (-1)
🌍 GREEN 11% (-1)
🔶 LIB DEM 14% (+2)
❓OTH 2% (-3)

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Extraordinary allegations from @benhabib6 !!
Ben Habib alleges that Nigel Farage & Boris Johnson were paid £1m each by Christopher Harborne to essentially rig the election in favour of Johnson. He also claims the undeclared £5m "gift" Farage received in 2024 from Harborne was payment for Farage to take over as party leader of Reform UK and stand in Clacton.

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

This post is paid for by a Thai billionaire.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Reform has just banked our BIGGEST EVER LEAD with YouGov 🌊🇬🇧

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@Nigel_Farage Rather have my eyes put out and white hot sand poured into the pits.....😘

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@chriscork89 @Rez1362510 Fick As Fuck

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I’ll be all over the Farage £5 million donor story as soon as I’ve finished investigating allegations that Starmer owes a mate 22p for a Mars bar he bought him in 1987.”

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

@Nigel_Farage Man is an absolute cunt...just saying

[CrémantCommunarde #NION💙🤍🩷 @0Calamity]

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!🇬🇧
A young woman made a confused report to the police that she was raped by a group of men on her way home from a club, and believes it happened between 2.00am-4.00am outside a church.
The woman is unwell and is hospitalised, and no doubt a rape kit is administered to preserve any physical evidence.
Meanwhile - quite rightly - the police put out a call for any witnesses or dashcam footage, which is standard operating procedure.
Then the far right get involved.
When no descriptions are released by the police, they start saying that it is because the perpetrators must be asylum seekers/Muslims/immigrants.
A social media account invents a description of them wearing flip-flops - taken to mean sliders that a lot of young black guys wear.
More and more wild conspiracies are circulated, including the police deliberately not releasing descriptions (rather than doing their job of taking forensic evidence at the claimed scene of crime and examining CCTV footage from every angle available to them from the night-club to the alleged scene of crime and beyond)
Then a convicted kidnapper, former drug dealer and former "Raise the Flags" grifter - all the same person, btw - puts out a call to arms on social media, for people to attend a protest at 5.00pm one afternoon.
The usual hotel-shouting suspects turn up from all over the South East. They riot. The police issue a statement saying they still don't have any evidence to confirm the crime was committed as claimed.
They attack an HMO simply because it is an HMO, even though they have been told that there are no asylum residences in Epsom. Turns out it was housing vulnerable people.
They identify what they believe must be an asylum hotel - first a Premier Inn. Nope. Then a Travelodge, where they demand entry to check who they have staying there and demand to see their "books".
A few days later, the police make a further statement, and a woman with a microphone demands to know what the outcome of any medical checks on the woman complainant was.
Read that paragraph again: a WOMAN with a MICROPHONE is asking the police to reveal MEDICAL EVIDENCE relating to a potential RAPE VICTIM to a crowd of braying flag-bedecked football casuals and racists.
The far right grifters and their hard-of-thinking followers still maintain this is a police cover-up while simultaneously sharing evidence of where other asylum-seekers or migrants have been convicted, so obviously the police didn't cover up those crimes, Einstein.
The leader of the Pink Ladies - newly defected to Reform UK - shares photos of some completely different migrants in another area of the country and claims they are the photos the police are hiding from us all, because the police don't want you to know about migrants who commit crimes, (even though she was, obviously, sharing yesterday the reports of the terrible rape that happened in Brighton where the police arrested and prosecuted three asylum-seekers.)
And now we know the poor woman was, in fact, the victim of some form of head injury which left her presumably very confused and frightened and had mistakenly made a report to the police.
And there are STILL Einsteins out there claiming it was a cover up.
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK FROM THESE DANGEROUS PEOPLE, AND THEIR PSYCHOTIC CHEER-LEADERS.
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK FROM THE HATEFUL GREMLINS THAT FILL MY TIMELINE WITH THEIR DELUDED CRAP DAY AFTER DAY!
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK FROM A GOVERNMENT THAT, INSTEAD OF CALLING OUT THIS APPALLING ESCALATION OF HATRED AND BIGOTRY, PLAYS ALONG WITH IT IN THE HOPE OF GAINING VOTES!

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Speaks for itself.

[Tad Eastman @TadEastman]

@reformparty_uk

[Sir Simon #Woken. No DM's @simontheliberal]

All the time you want to post on a Nigel Farage post to call him a lying cunt but don't want to because it will give him revenue #Farage #Reform