SimonSays74

Love gaming, comics, sci-fi & fantasy, TV drama

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Islam was founded by a man who married a 6-year-old girl and consummated the marriage when she was 9 (Sahih Bukhari 5134).

It permits child marriage, raping female slaves, allows up to four wives, declares dogs impure, curses women who pluck their eyebrows for altering Allah’s creation, and forbids images of living beings, keeping pet dogs, eating pork, and most musical instruments as sinful.

It’s ok to mock Islam, actually. Mockery of such a goofy religion is a MILD response to its dysfunction.

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#AustralianIdol “Like a prayer” is zero about superheroes, or empowerment. It’s a dirty song about blow jobs.

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#MKR Agree with previous tweets: Table getting too Jerry Springer and vile. Judges just sit there and let it happen, stay silent.

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#MKR Will it be “snap, crackle, flop”?

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#MKR First time watched in years. Unlike MasterChef, not really cooking show. At 8:20pm it’s been 50 mins of: scripted whining, arguing, insulting each other, bragging. 5 mins of cooking an entree.

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#MKR “Do you think someone can feed themselves on cookies only?” Old mate Cookie Monster would disagree.

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#MKR Forgive me, everytime she says Marko, I want to say “Polo”.

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#MKR “I own and run five restaurants & bars” Isn’t that kind of cheating with all that experience? The OG rules was amateur home cooks having a try.

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#MKR I thought Manu was saying orgy? But it’s “OG”

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#TheVoiceAU Fact check Ronan: “like a prayer” is not empowerment. The lyrics are about giving her man blow job.

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@shy_sylvi I know that, it’s just a joke…..

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#TheVoiceAU No Ally Blondie didn’t “have lots of balls” Debbie Harry was a woman.

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#TheVoiceAU Will it be ‘stiff’ competition from mortician Ally?

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#TheVoiceAU I call bullsh*t No way a 10 year old child was producing music. Was the album called “Pinocchio”?

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#TheVoiceAU I could hardly understand any words Zaz sang, except for “bitches, bitches”.

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#Neighbours Saskia: “I’m not into ball sports”. Is this unsubtle code for I’m teen lesbian that has a highly inappropriate thing for her teacher Wendy?

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#LEGOMastersAU So sad, team Finland is “Finnished”.

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#LEGOMastersAU If Trump was producer, it would be the reverse. USA would stay, the rest would be deported.

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#Neighbours Holes in story: The CCTV would show Darcy standing next to car, when confused Amanda got in.

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#Neighbours Will this episode be an ‘cliff’ hanger?