Simon Miller

Editor, writer, journalist, rugby/sports fan, cyclist and geek

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nick10evans hey Snap. I can’t be there Saturday to wish you and the other lads a fond farewell so I shall repeat what I said here and Woodies a few years back. Thank you for everything. By god be proud of what you’ve achieved once a quin… cheers Snap!

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@BTP so. Am trying to register a point of concern about an individual tonight and your website refuses to let me proceed because apparently the two starred sections that I filled out aren’t filled out????????? Tell you what, I hope that individual really doesn’t do something

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

So unlike any other service. @DisneyPlus doesn’t do same day streaming! Thanks mouse!

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq Cool thanks. Can you message me their confirmation as I don’t trust them! Thanks for the help

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq Well I literally have no way home now so…

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq It is now cancelled

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq Yup

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq So Emma, it’s ‘delayed’ which for the past 48 minutes inevitably means cancellation so I now have no way home. Can I use a cab from Vauxhall and charge you guys?

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq Evening. Travelling to Thames Ditton but since there have been 2 cancellations already, I’m not hopeful that a) the train will actually turn up and b) that I’ll be able to get on it

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq And also Hampton Court travellers?

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@nationalrailenq What about phon oyster users?

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

40 minutes so far and nothing. Absolutely sweet fa from @SW_Help . No attempt to get those of us stuck get home. No announcements, nothing. This is what I remember from state-run railways.

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

So no surprise. Radio silence from @SW_Help . Two cancelled trains so far and no sign of any idiot trying to help us get home.

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@SW_Help if I have to get a cab from anywhere to get home, I will be billing you.

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@SW_Help instead of lying could you maybe put on replacement buses at Surbiton so some of us can get home. My train(s) are not ‘delayed’, they don’t exist!

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

Dear @AmazonUK I pay you a lot of money for Amazon Prime. If I cannot access a part of it, can I have a refund for breach of contract?

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@JerryHicksUnite So food isn’t important?

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

So I got a free sub to @dailytelegraph so I had a look. Aside from other things, the awful nasty piece from @oliverbrown_tel about @JoeMarler retirement has firmed up my decision not to pay the rag any money onwards.

[Simon Miller @simontm71]

@stephenjones9 What is it about you and Smith? Did you have a bad time with a lady boy and Marcus’ good looks remind you of that?