Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍

My approach in life is to be ‘deliberately different’ and to make a change for the good. My tweets are my own opinions.

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@BMW_UK The dealer says the fault with my 3 day old X5 50e is a hybrid battery fault…what a surprise…so, the same issue impacting X5’s from 2023 is still not resolved by the looks of it! Case opened with BMW Germany so let’s see how long this potential saga will take!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@BMW_UK My new X5 50e was delivered yesterday with 14 miles on the clock. ‘DRIVETRAIN MALFUNCTION’ occurred at the first push of the button & the car is bricked & on a recovery truck, utter shock the 50e Drivetrain issue has not been resolved since the 2023 production concerns!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@BMW_UK @BMW_UK it is frustrating, but more importantly it’s loss of faith in a product from day 1 & considering the 50e Drivetrain Malfunction issue remains a ongoing concern for customers how can I trust a fix will eradicate the issue knowing others have had multiple failures? DM sent!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer It’s more of it resembles fencing around a deep excavation tbh

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer I’m proud to say I have the top one but always mindful on how it’s looks to the outside world! 😬

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer Better with butter on them!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@_Alfista Aston Martin Vantage Volante as you can see the rear seat ashtray next to his shoulder

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer @StagecoachEMid Have you got a bus pass now?

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Tendar A job for Mike and the Wheeler Dealers Team…easy restoration job!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer You’re a winner, I can’t remember if that occurrence has ever happened to me in my entire life! 🥂

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
There’s been a massive cock up and as a result, there’s a very slim chance, some of our Hawkstone CIDER bottles might, there’s no easy way of saying this, explode. If the cap has the code L3160, open it underwater, pour it away and get in touch for a refund. [email protected]
Really sorry about this but on the upside, the beer is fine and still delicious. As is the cider, in bottles that are unaffected. Which is almost all of them.

[Carl @Calle_xyz]

Dear @Xylem & @PatrickKDecker!
According to https://t.co/vaH8zn5DSn you still do business and pay taxes in Russia. Why do you help Russia terrorize Ukraine?

According to your values you say "Integrity for acting ethically" https://t.co/tVnaJvehp6

Is killing Ukrainians ethical?

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer I’ve just finished an exact same box off without sharing…I clearly didnt read the box instructions!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer Safety Point: Always double check the SWL of the Boatlift 🤣

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer Likewise buddy 👍

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer Looking sharp and dapper Mr P

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer I think this design is a safety feature with the property being roadside…it must be designed for potential vehicle impact in mind!

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

Loving #EltonJohn

[Simon Traylen ⚡️💧🌍 @simontraylen]

@Pageymorer I bet you’re having 2 a day