Simon

Walking the South West Coast Path, wild camping where I can.

[Simon @simonyj]

@atanaspekanov @Piotr_Serafin Oh the stories you must have!

[Adolf Elmer @adolfelmer]

Wheelie Bin Nationalism

[Simon @simonyj]

@MadhurKapoor12 @TheBarmyArmy Wankhead.

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@SepLad They also wouldn't do that to a scruffy bearded lefty wearing a keffiyeh and filthy corduroy sitting in the middle of the road blocking cars.

[Simon @simonyj]

@ibbitsc If you took that photo in Greece they would arrest you for spying mate !

[Simon @simonyj]

@CraigHouston_ Too soon ?

[Simon @simonyj]

@BenedictSpence If I get stabbed by a ceremonial dagger whilst the police just let me die. I give you my full consent to politicise it.

[Simon @simonyj]

@ibbitsc Has smoke been billowing out of 1CP again, as the diesel generators kick in to support the air con ?

[Simon @simonyj]

@SepLad Also Harry Kane is still waiting his instructions from the FA.

[Simon @simonyj]

@MikeLaChance33 No they're not, Brett Hart made a living out of it.

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@Nerdrotics @historyrock_ Soft rock vs soft pop.

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@SepLad Foreign lager tops as well.

[Simon @simonyj]

@HCH_Hill Come on man. He also had a runny nose.

[Simon @simonyj]

@SepLad @EdLatimore 76 bucks for 2 Old Fashioned cocktails!!!
He's been had there.
Was Dick Turpin the barman?

[Simon @simonyj]

@higgyboson "I'll have 2 children's meals please and whatever the missus wants."

[Simon @simonyj]

@TheFuzzyPirate @aswren Yes, we can synergise the ideation and pivot to the new-normal in the turbocharged business AI ecosystem.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims https://t.co/gmu6qVT78f

[Simon @simonyj]

@Politic56721677 @Iromg The same reason local councils can't be bothered to empt my bins. Global issues are more in vogue, and don't require any actual effort or work.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Rocky IV, but instead of Sylvester Stallone, it’s Elliot Page.

[Simon @simonyj]

@DanielJHannan Labour need to figure out how to empty my bins first, before they start trying to run a rail network.