Simone

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than taking my car to be cleaned, and they open the door that is the opposite side to the baby before telling me how much it costs 🤡

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Special place in hell for people who park in parent and child without a child with them

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Guy cleaning my car said “it’s nice and clean” but he didn’t open James’ side of the car ☠️

jokes on him. Good luckkkkk

[Simone @simoonethomx]

@boohoo @_CeriPrice

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Breastfeeding my son in a cafe and an old teacher comes up to me, tries talking to me whilst feeding and proceeds to ask me if the baby is mine?? I’m confused 🤣🤣

[Simone @simoonethomx]

James is 1 in 6 weeks and I can’t handle it 🥺 HOW

[Indiyah @1ndiyah]

Sometimes I’ll just starve because I can’t be asked to take my Invisalign out😭 gonna waste away at this point 🧍🏾‍♀️

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Haven’t let James watch tv until the last week and I got to say ..I’m into CBeebies more than he is 🤣🤣🤣

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Mine and connors wedding prep is extremely different. He’s hitting the gym and I’m stuffing my face with pizzas and telling myself I don’t need a kfc 🙄🤣🤣 4.5 months to go👏

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Rosie is still our child. She’s just the easier one 🤣🤣🤣

[John @Johnnyp135DFS]

Before having a child of my own, I used to say “I have a dog, she’s practically a child.”

I now understand how stupid and insensitive that was - I apologize for every time I ever said that.

It isn’t remotely the same - different universe - dogs are easy

[Simone @simoonethomx]

@SarahCubePants The FASTEST!🤣

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Nothing irritates me more right now than waiting for people to RSVP to our wedding 🤣

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Oooops

[Simone @simoonethomx]

Honestly nothing is more triggering than seeing “Your order is dispatched with Evri” 🤮

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[Simone @simoonethomx]

November 18th and fireworks still going off 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Simone @simoonethomx]

I’m really struggling to not give James his Christmas presents now 😅🤣

[Simone @simoonethomx]

2-3:30am James has discovered he has a zip on his sleep suit. His dad also sleeps. He can fit multiple fingers up my nose. My necklace is still on. He still isn’t allowed to poke me in the eye & his bed mesh sides that make a sound when scratched, sounds just as good at night

[Simone @simoonethomx]

James is 7 months old and he’s seen a Queen, A King & 3 prime ministers 🤣

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me: have you seen my hoodie?

her: you mean our hoodie?