paul simpson

AFC

[paul simpson @simoped]

@TBOL88 Headbutt land

[paul simpson @simoped]

@AwayDaySleepers Fuck.... Hope Ali G is okay 🙏🙏

[paul simpson @simoped]

@billyroderick He's not going to sleep with you 😁

[paul simpson @simoped]

@billyroderick @talkSPORT @laura_woodsy How do you know @billyroderick ?

[Wayne S @waynesimpson1]

Never seen someone look more gutted in me life

[paul simpson @simoped]

@ChrisMcCarthy_ Hahahaha imagine growing up following/supporting that woeful outfit of a club 🤣 #Thegiftthatkeepsongiving

[Chris McCarthy @ChrisMcCarthy_]

🏆 Since Tottenham last won a trophy, Arteta has:

● Played 91 games for Everton
● Signed for Arsenal, played 150 games, won two FA Cups
● Retired, joined Man City as assistant for 3 years
● Returned to Arsenal as manager, won the FA Cup
● Survived a global pandemic

#Spursy

[paul simpson @simoped]

@brooksongroup Apologies all well and good but that will not pay the mortgage. Been told it will be in by the end of the day everyday since last Friday. Shambles.

[paul simpson @simoped]

@brooksongroup still awaiting some sort of correspondence from anyone. No reply to my emails and been told numerous times money is on its way. Yet to be seen.

[paul simpson @simoped]

@BURGERS_LCFC English policing for ya ladies and Gentleman..... sorry I mean them/they X/non binary pineapple chunks.

[paul simpson @simoped]

@_lknighty Filthy cunt

[paul simpson @simoped]

@waynesimpson1 Good to know we're friends @waynesimpson1 😉

[Wayne S @waynesimpson1]

Where can I get one of these syrups from? Asking for a friend

[paul simpson @simoped]

Watford are a team of roadman fresh out of probation

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

This is the worst Arsenal and Man Utd have been in 20 years and they are still better than Spurs.

[Mark Davis @markydeie]

Spuds fans booing their team 😂😂 love to hear it. What a Saturday #COYG

[paul simpson @simoped]

@LozzaFox Utter waste of DNA these wallies

[Wayne S @waynesimpson1]

@SkyBet #requestabet french people to riot 3 times a week for the forseable