Simon Sinfield

[Simon Sinfield @simosin]

@Buff2603 would that be your bog standard pan scourer or a fully fledged brillo pad?

[Simon Sinfield @simosin]

@Buff2603 depends on which soap you are watching. My life is not as mental as Eastenders but compared to Neighbours my life is an asylum!

[Simon Sinfield @simosin]

Brand new to this twitter lark. Doubt I'll be on it much but I'll give it a go anyway.