Simotechy

I write good code and bad puns. Orange Nile Founding Member. C# .NET fanatic.

[Simotechy @simotechy]

He lies. He says the NC4 can write to the websites or applications to block the content. but the law clearly says that the NC4 can render the websites inaccessible in Kenya. ideally, wanaezazima internet.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Cybercrime Law: The Sponsor's Take

You have heard of the Mulot swim swap fraudsters, banks are suffering... ~ MP Aden Daudi on why he came up with the cybercrime amendment law.

#NTVTonight @MichelleNgele_

[Ken Muchangi @Ken_muchangi]

Note, the inserted clause in Cybercrime Act 2024 want to block websites and applications promoting terrorism.

This is how Kenyan constitution define a Terrorist Act.

Cybercrime Law is to switch off the internet in 2027

If that law doesn't fall, we are doomed.

#cybercrimelaw

[Bassam @Bassam_KE]

Who is the bigger Chelsea legend? Hazard or Thiago Silva?

[Bassam @Bassam_KE]

My friends and I walking out of the exam room after kuiba kila kitu.

[Wow Kids Toys @WowKids11]

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[Bassam @Bassam_KE]

If pilau ingekuwa na ngozi, tungekuwa tunaipilau tunaikula tu hivo?

[Bassam @Bassam_KE]

"The bug hiding in the middle of my code that I have now decided it's just a feature"

[Bassam @Bassam_KE]

Ati siwezi waambia tutawaletea stima ya 12 phase na 1000 kV?

[Simotechy @simotechy]

@Bassam_KE @grok Hey @grok. Answer.

[Simotechy @simotechy]

@twentywun21 @mitchellecore We mzee

[Simotechy @simotechy]

@AishakhamisAli Hapa ukipewa kazi unaifanya na nguvu yako yote ukijua unacompete na stima

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[Simotechy @simotechy]

@mukami_martin Bora niko na A ya Maths 😂

[Simotechy @simotechy]

Nilikuwa nashangaa kwani Kenya tulichange national anthem. Kumbe ni Nigeria. Hawa shida zao ni kama ni mingi kuliko zetu

[OG @__Shola]

We have a National Anthem that half the country can’t recite.

Madness!!

[Harambee Stars @Harambee__Stars]

We once again thank you Kenyans for showing up for us today, your unwavering support has been nothing short of awesome! 🇰🇪

#HarambeeStars

[Simotechy @simotechy]

Auba amesikia mkiimba na Mayengs akadhani ni yeye mnaimbia

[Simotechy @simotechy]

@mukami_martin Good morning. Wanna see a pic of who is up?

[Simotechy @simotechy]

Wacha nilock hii 1500 imebaki

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

Flashbacks of your reckless spending when you are broke are so unnecessary