GEORGE OYAMA JNR

A Proud @Arsenal & @Lakers fan.

[Dr. Najat Abdul-Aziz @theafroaussie]

Tell me you’re joking omg

[Khadriel @Khadriel1]

@AshleyMikel9 You're a real idiot.

[Happy Muriri @worldwidehappy_]

@Mothematiks Who’s that police officer?
I want to properly thank him for that fire-arm discharge.

[Kgoshi Ya Lebowa @Mothematiks]

Timeless classic 😫🔞

[JHPIXIE @JHPIXIE_]

Is that why they are always copying him?

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Proof that nobody with money is actually trying to solve the real problems.

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

🚨🎙Carlo Ancelotti: “No disrespect to anyone else but Cristiano is the best player I've ever coached.”

[W 🇵🇹 @_common_W_]

Never have I ever seen a player who just clutched for a club/country idolise Messi

[Tayo Txn.🖤 @tayobeats_]

intelligence is knowing when to apply the right metrics.

[TheEye @bayano74]

@Anthonytyga Brilliant guy. Ocean depth is measured in litters right?. People who spoke about Olodo uprising no really make mistake.

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

He’s just a pathetic cheat

Let’s stop glorifying it for intelligence

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I've taken a takeaway box for food that I didn't finish, from Nairobi to Nigeria. I flew with it, got to Ìbàdàn, microwaved it and ate it.

If you like, hug transformer.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

The memefication of outrage is what will ensure that no matter how egregious the actions of politicians, Nigerians will, instead of reacting in any useful way, turn to memes and skits, giggling as their home burns down.
Reminds me of the timeless words of satirist Peter Cook who, at the height of the satire boom of the 60's in Britain and worried that political comedy was turning into a facetious distraction, said that Britain is "in danger of sinking, giggling into the sea".

[a🇫🇷 @paniniboy7]

There wouldn’t have been penalties today without Havertz lmao

[Saint 🪽 @handsumquis]

Yall are retarded

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Interviewer: How much does your husband have to make to take care of a family of 5?

Her: We make over $200k combined.

Interviewer: So you split the bills on your household?

Her: Yeah. Everything is joint.

They have 3 kids and she is not using them as an excuse to be financially irresponsible to the home. Spotting family values is not rocket science

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Soon as Black men started documenting and speaking up about their experiences it became:

“Put the phones down”

“Ban podcast mics”

When we had to listen to their lying ass bs for decades.

Lol. Foh.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Our world is controlled by people exactly like this btw

[Fanbrizio Rovaldo @FabrizioRomaxno]

🚨Venezuela interim president Delci Rodriguez:

“We have received two planes from Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo. Medicines, equipment, food, clothes. Two full planes. I have no words to describe the gratitude we have to Ronaldo as a country. We can only pray that God prepares a special place for him in heaven and to make his name bigger here on earth.”