God's least favorite spoon

✧He/Him/His✧

✙Out of pocket and feral✙

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[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajesuschristputmeinachokeholdhahahahahahahaha

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Healed more in a week than I have in a year

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@wawawewa858

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

So.... We're moving in together

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

"Eventually when we're roommates" "if we're gonna be living together" "our moms are gonna meet eventually since we'd be living together"

We about to be DOMESTICATED

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Is it casual when you share a Google sheet containing color coded info of apartments, comparative inventory lists and a list of bulk groceries to buy?

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@SFMTA_Muni Amazing how y'all still have delayed times or over 40 minutes and have none of your schedules accurate. Fare is gonna be raised again soon and for what? Even less bus availability?

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Explained to a guest why we have a $6 pick up/reservation fee for holiday pre orders (which we can waive) and instead of just answering like a normal person makes a rant saying "so if I had a heart attack and died you'd have an extra cake and an extra $6 taken from me?"

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Because he got a new job with the airlines (SO PROUD OF HIM) we can really only see each other when he gets off at 430am. I get to get cracked before work and he gets some before he goes to sleep for the day

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@lonilights Cuz you're hot

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@archmageadm @geolojosh_ I was gonna go on their profile to see what their damage was and they privated the account 🤣

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Plot twist: his mom wants to front our first camp night at a cabin 😭

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Getting our fits for Folsom, planning a weekend camping trip, and potentially a Thanksgiving dinner where I meet his mom?

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Getting our fits for Folsom, planning a weekend camping trip, and potentially a Thanksgiving dinner where I meet his mom?

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

My mans that's not my mans has to suddenly get his wisdom teeth pulled. The gag? They found out he has extra on both sides so they're taking out 6 😭
Both his parents told him to see if I'd be available to help so I think I'm his new official emergency contact 😂😂

[Whooping feet @WhoopingFeet]

Charlie Kirk said black people were better off in slavery and subjugation before the 1940’s.

“It was bad & it was evil but they committed less crimes”

So I dnt wanna hear yall tears frfr

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@playingeasyy Fyi all you're doing is just promoting her platform and getting more people to see her. Hope this helps

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@azealiaslacewig Your mom was assaulted by garbage and then gave birth to a piece of it. How you received a Sinai Award is beyond me

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

Fucking @SFMTA_Muni still fucking people over with their fucked up bus schedules. How does a bus go from "In 7 minutes" to "Now " in less than a minute? Yall suck

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@SFMTA_Muni continuing to prove being disorganized and useless because why did this get updated AFTER the scheduled time?

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

He hasn't even been back in Cali for 24 hours and he's already asking if I'm free tonight

[God's least favorite spoon @simp_leman]

@lonilights Break the cycle